They call me Spades
Born with a knife inside my hand, hahaha
They call me Spades Slick baby
Born with a knife in my little hand
Now you can imagine
All the pain my mama had, hahahahahahaha

They call me Hearts
'Cause that's what I like to break
They call me Hearts Boxcars baby
Because that's what I love to break
But if you cross me pretty baby
I'm not afraid to break your face

We're the Midnight Crew
Don't forget the name
We'll stay outta your way
We suggest you do the same

We're the Midnight Crew
And if we've got your number
We'll bring down the pain
Without so much as a whisper

They call me Clubs
On account 'a my club, heh
They call me Clubs!
Because I've got a big ol' club, hehehehehe
Oh, and even though I'm a little fella
I'm full of so much love!

They call me Diamonds
'Cause I know just what I need (Yeah)
They call me Diamonds, baby
'Cause I know just what I need (Yeah)
And if you want 'em too
Then you're a friend indeed (Yes you are)

We're the Midnight Crew
Don't forget the name
We'll stay outta you way
We suggest you do the same

We're the Midnight Crew
And if we've got your number
We'll bring down the pain

We're the Midnight Crew
Don't forget the name
We'll stay outta you way
We suggest you do the same

We're the Midnight Crew
And if we've got your number
We'll bring down the pain
Without so much as a whisper