Ugh!
Fu-fuck you!
Fu-fuck you!
Ugh!
Guess what?
Fu-fuck you!
Ugh!
Fu-fuck you!
Fu-fuck you!
Ugh!
Guess what?

First, I smack your head with a bat
The bloody splat, crack with impact
Wind it back, whack your cheekbone
Stomp your nose in until it's gone
Pick you back up and punch your gut
Double you over and fold you shut
Let you drop then invite the crew
To kick your face in too! (OOH!)
Racist bigot, you dirty demon (No!)
Dig your eyes out while you screaming
Drive your head into the concrete
Use your forehead to paint the street
Child abusing piece of crap
A couple knee drops across your back
Rip your pants down for the cause
Take two bricks and clap your balls!

Ooh! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Run your ass! Better run your ass!
Ooh! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Imma fucking kill you!
Ooh! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Run your ass! Better run your ass!
Ooh! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Imma fucking kill you!

Pig molester, where you headed
In yo back my knife's imbedded
Take my car-jack and whack your knees
Cuz you sicker than a ass disease
Some teeth fall out, you swallow the rest
Bang! Pow! Boom! And your mouth's a mess
Somehow your tongue's hanging outta your neck
And I ain't even gone and get started yet!
Throwing star sticking outta your forehead
Keep you alive to make you feel more dead
Down your throat with a broken bottle
Kick to the neck then make you swallow
Stomp each and every rib till it breaks
And when it's all over, Hell awaits
Take this hammer, pound out your scrotum
Pancake food left for the rodents

Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
It's about time I
Fuck you up! (Duck bitch!)
Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
It's a-it's about time I
Fuck you up! (Duck bitch!)
Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
It's a-it's about time I
Fuck you up! (Duck bitch!)
Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
It's a-it's about time I
Fuck you up! (Ahhh!)

Boom! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Run your ass! Better run your ass!
Boom! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Imma fucking kill you!

I say "beat" you say "that ass"
Beat!
That ass!
Beat!
That ass!
I say "beat" you say "that ass"
Beat that bitch ass!

Guess what!?
K-I-C-K-Y-O-A-S-S!
Oh yes!
K-I-C-K-Y-O-A-S-S!
Oh yes!

Guess what!?
Bang!
Boom!
Pow!
Boom!
Bang!
Let yo fists swang!
Bang!
Boom!
Pow!
Boom!
Bang!
Let yo fists swang!

Guess what!?
K-I-C-K-Y-O-A-S-S!
Oh yes!
K-I-C-K-Y-O-A-S-S!
Oh yes!

I say "beat" you say "that ass"
Beat!
That ass!
Beat!
That ass!
I say "beat" you say "that ass"
Beat that bitch ass!

Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
It's about time I
Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
It's a-it's about time I
Fuck you up! (Ahhh!)

Boom! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Run your ass! Better run your ass!
Boom! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Imma fucking kill you!
Boom! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Run your ass! Better run your ass!
Boom! (Guess what?)
I'm hurting you!
Imma fucking kill you!

Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
Hahahahaha!
Fuck you up!
Fuck you up!
Hahahahaha!

Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!

(Well, y'all know what I always say: 'If it ain't white, it ain't right!')
(Hahaahahhahe!)
('Cause if there's one thing I can't stand, It's to walk into my barn)
[phone rings]
(And see some goddamn-)
(Hey, Skip! You gotta phone call! They said it's mighty important!)
(A phone call, huh? For me? Well, it must be my wife! Hello, sweetums!)
(Sweetums? What the fuck you talkin' about, bitch? We're lookin' for our big winner man, Mr. Skip Harmone!)
(Well, yessum, I'm Skip Harlo!)
(Well, boot scootin' boogie, bitch! You Skip, are headed off, on an all-expense paid first class trip to a Dark Carnival supershow of a lifetime in Ash, Nevada! And try this hat on--just for showin' up, you'll get a hundred thousand buckaroos!)
(Yee-haw! I'm headed to Ash, Nevada!)