I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued
They say a kitchen time saves nine, but I'm just saving two
I've gathered the ingredients to make some Time Sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away

Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Eye of a newt and cinnamon
Watch as this matter turns to batter
Open the portal, jump in

Crude stew; do you fear it, Apple Bloom?
Sometimes life is not a cake walk served up on a silver spoon
Toss a fig and
Save the date and

Bread and butter, chant and mutter
Marination, incantation
Chocolate icing, timeline splicing
Yeast is rising, rectifying

Pinkie if you're hearing this, it means we're dead and gone
Please don't bake a portal; just accept it and move on
My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall
Let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall

Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Seapony tears and provolone
God help the outcast with her witchcraft
Someday I'm gonna go home

Someday, I'm gonna go home (oh...)