Make her a member of the midnight crew

We are the crew
We are so cool
Don't mess us with us
Or we might just kill you

Yeah, yeah

Oh I am Spades Slick
I have a hu- big dick
Oh why did I say that
I am Spades Slick McKillYou

Man I-

Oh yeah I stab the Felt
Cause the Felt, they smelt bad
They stink and they green
The green, I don't like green

I'm Spades Slick
I'm gonna kill you with my knife
I'm gonna kill you with my knife
I'm
smile :)
I'm gonna kill you
I'm Spades Slick
FUCK

I am Spades Slick
You suck my dick
I have the whole crew
And we are gonna kill you

I am Spades Slick
I'm the taste deez- no, cause there was like, Clubs Deuce or something? I forgot
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah

Yeah, I am Spades Slick, I'm gonna kill The Felt
I'm gonna kill Doc Scratch
I can't kill Snowman because then the world will explode

Oh yeah, gonna stab you
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, I like knives
Because I'm Spades Slick and I really really like knives
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Uh-huh, oh yeah, mm-hm, mm-hm
I forgot all of these names of the Midnight Crew
Of all that too (?)
And I really- I mean ok, I guess (ineligeble)

I'm Spades Slick
Welcome to my page

-Spades Slick
I'm gonna stab you
And you're gonna bleed to death

My name's Spades Slick
I'm gonna stab you
I will make you part of
The mignight-midnight-midnight crew

yeah

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