By Funk McLovin funkmclovin Bandcamp YouTube YouTube BigFunkyJ Twitter ← Off Brand Previous track by this artist → Meat Nor Candy (Instrumental) Next track by this artist.
Released 11/23/2020.
Duration: 1:49.

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General contributors:

• Funk McLovin funkmclovin Bandcamp YouTube YouTube BigFunkyJ Twitter ← Off Brand Previous general contribution by this artist → On An Island Far Away Next general contribution by this artist (Dave)
• articulatelyComposed YouTube YouTube articulatelycomposed SoundCloud articulately-composed Tumblr aCmusic27 Twitter → Welcome to the Dark Carnival Next general contribution by this artist (Rose)

Lyrics:

DAVE: so yeah basically uh
DAVE: i got pregnant with a paradox clone of june
DAVE: and that was my weekend
DAVE: what about you
ROSE: Wait, what.
ROSE: Explain.
DAVE: alright so
DAVE: june was supposed to make a selection between meat and candy at a picnic
DAVE: right
ROSE: Yes.
ROSE: Yeah, that was my idea.
DAVE: but she didnt do that
DAVE: so like you might have imagined-
ROSE: So you gave birth to her.
DAVE: yeah yeah
DAVE: no thats
DAVE: thats basically the whole and the half of it
ROSE: ...Why do I feel like this has happened before?
DAVE: you know i felt that too
DAVE: it was like through the whole thing
DAVE: it was like this feeling of deja vu
DAVE: i dont even know if i have a womb anymore
ROSE: I mean, paradox space can do strange things.
DAVE: yeah
DAVE: well i guess its good that yknow
DAVE: she didnt choose meat or candy
DAVE: who knows how that would have gone
ROSE: Oh, god.
DAVE: yeah who knows
ROSE: Now that I think about it, that was a terrible choice.
ROSE: I don't know why I even thought it would be... decent.
DAVE: yeah thats ok
DAVE: you cant see the fu- well
DAVE: you cant see the future i guess
DAVE: i kinda made a musical angle of it
DAVE: so like
DAVE: uh
DAVE: you wanna
DAVE: do you wanna
DAVE: you wanna do something with that
DAVE: we could probably syndicate this and sell it to someone
ROSE: Honestly? Sure, why not.
DAVE: alright lets do it
ROSE: Why not make a couple bucks aft our wacky adventures.
DAVE: yeah
DAVE: lets do this
DAVE: i had a whole baby i might as well gat a couple dollars out of it

You (I) had a baby and the baby was June
You (I) had a baby and the baby was June
You (I) had a baby and the baby was June
It's absurd to be true (ooooh)

Dave (I) had a baby and the baby was June
He (I) had a baby and the baby was June
Dave (I) had the baby and the baby was June
And that fixed the paradox loop (ooooh)

ROSE: Actually, on second thought, making a musical out of this seems like a bad idea.
DAVE: yeah its kind of tacky