local dude orders a burger at Starbucks
By smiley-the-guy
smiley-the-guy
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Lyrics:
“okay, start recording”
“can i help the next guest please? uh, hello, sir, welcome to starbucks, what can i get for you?”
“YEAH CAN I GET A MOTHERFUCKING UHHHHHH-” [mic cuts off]
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BURGER"
[laughter]
“sir, we don’t sell burgers here.”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT SE-” [mic cuts off again]
“we sell- we sell paninis and breakfast sandwiches.”
“OH MY CARDIAC ARREST”
“Y͏͏OU THINK I KNOW WHAT A PANINI IS”
[even more laughter]
“JUST GIMMIE A BURGER EXTRA CHEESE”
“no, we don’t have burger extra cheese, we have paninis and b-”
“D- NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND AND I NEED THIS”
“NO”
“sir, i’m gonna have to ask you to get out if you dont want anything” (transcribed to best ability)
[discord noise]
“WHY ARE YOU KEEPING THIS A SECRET FROM THE PUBLIC”
“what, in the hell did i walk into”
[more laughter and people dying]
“WHAT HAPPENED, HOLD ON, HOLD ON”
“can i get you a caramel macchiato?”
“-BE I HAVE A BURGER EXTRA DIPDTH͞”
“WE DONT HAVE ONE-”
“OH MY GOD THE VOICE CHANGER REALLY”
[insert big smoke’s order]
“SIR, THIS IS A STARBUCKS, NOT A MCDONALDS-”
“DUDE YOU TOOK MY MONEY IF I DONT GIVE YOU MONEY“
[people are dying, gerald]
“SIR, YOU ARE AT THE WRONG STORE! YOU WANT THE MCDONALDS, NOT THE STARBUCKS…”
”WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUPS STORE?”
“HELLO”
[even MORE laughter]
“I WOULD LIKE A BURGER“
“NO”
“holy goooooooooooood”
“NO, WE SERVE COFFEE AND, DUTCH DANISHES HERE, JESUS CHRIST!” (transcribed to best ability again)
“BOSS? UH, GH, E- I NEED TO GET THE MANAGER”
“smiley how much of that did you get?”
[echoing] “C O M P O U N D”
“WHAT?”
“sir, do you want to- do you want to speak to the manager?”
“he’s ordering from the ether”
“he’s ordering a burger-”
“YEAH CAN I GET A FUCKING UHHHHHHHH“
“NO!”
“oh my god”
“he’s ordering- he’s trying to order a burger with-”
“okay”
“-extra, starbucks”
[laughter, keyboards]
“this s- uh, this discord is wild, wild, [unintelligble]”
“it just got a lot hotter in this room”
“god, that’s what it’s like working at there, ‘cause i’m like, “hey, what can i get you?” and the person is like, “can i get a fucking uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh coffee.” it’s like “okay, what kind of coffee?” “uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…” and then they order like five different things in a cup and then im there just like-”