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Released 9/23/2016.
Duration: 3:44.

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Tracks that Salt references:

• Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap by Toby Fox

Tracks that Salt samples:

• Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap by Toby Fox

Lyrics:

I'm /u/Makinporing
I created /r/homestuck
I can't tell if this is a shitpost or not
Beware of the man who speaks in hands
People don't want to think about Rose after the way her drunk arc was resolved
(unintelligible) to the point where both of them were able to assign themselves one
(unintelligible) Where is Terepy?
Just me with certainty what happened
Where are Jake's, Jane's character development, or anyone that isn't John or a Strider
Last time I went to the /r/undertale Discord everyone was really mean to me
There were a couple of awful mods, long sets of rules, the moment you stepped out of line, banned
They probably want (unintelligible)
I get what you mean now
(unintelligible)
(unintelligible)
Someone should make a compelling
(unintelligible)
Some things aren't, I'm thinking if something accidentally gets black paint all over it is objectively ruined
And similarly external, videogame-related circumstances can ruin a webcomic from the outside
In a way that is obvious to most people once they notice
Of course, people can like it despite that, but they'll know they like it despite the flaws, not continue thinking
(unintelligible)

Artist commentary:

Makin: (team manager)

I'm pretty sure this is a bunch of TTS'd posts of my old Reddit account where I talked about the end of Homestuck.