Seatbelt Safety
By SerialSymphony
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Released 4/16/2016.
Duration: 0:51.
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- Blackhole not-terezi-pyrope Tumblr blackholesc SoundCloud → Damara's Bees (Fatalism Beemix) Next general contribution by this artist (Safety Bot)
Lyrics:
(Ladies and gentlemen, and everyone in between and otherwise, I'm here to tell you a story, about a certain man who did not know how to properly wear a seatbelt. That young man's name was Cronus Ampora, and one day he was driving his car, otherwise cruising and bruising, without wearing a seatbelt as mandated by Title 49 of the United States Code, Chapter 301, Motor Vehicle Safety Standard. In just a short time, through a series of trials and tribulations that would affect him on this day, he would discover the secrets of seatbelt safety, and have a convertive and serious motor vehicle accident because he was unfastened within the vehicle. This is the story of that journey of self-discovery that would affect him for the rest of his life. All of you, I hope you enjoy.)
(Oh no, not the bees, not the bees! AAAAAAH!)
Artist commentary:
how do we make a cronus seatbelt song
I'm thinking traffic background noise
Ducky Senpai: (bee)
seatbelt clicking noises
(~Stara:) (bee?)
just sample traffic and the gross sounds seatbelts make when you rub them against themselves
Ducky Senpai: (bee)
cli-click