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Unite Synchronization (Revised Edition)

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By ft-rj ft-rj Bandcamp ft__rj Twitter ft-rj Tumblr ← Corrupted Collision Previous track by this artist → A Basketball Calamity Next track by this artist.
Cover art by ft-rj ft-rj Bandcamp ft__rj Twitter ft-rj Tumblr ← uprising turnways Previous track art by this artist → Break Battle Next track art by this artist.
Released 7/2/2017.
Duration: 2:52.

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Tracks that Unite Synchronization (Revised Edition) references:

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Lyrics:

(La-da-da-da-dah) (I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)
(It's the one and only D-O-double-G) (Do you know what it is? It's my credit score.) (Snoop Dogg!)
(La-da-da-da-dah) (And it happens to be seven hundred and twenty.)
(You know I'm mobbin' with the D-R-E) (The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money.) (Yeah, yeah, yeah!)

(TA) Two to the one, from the one to the three (KYON)
(TA-TA) I like good pussy and I like good tree (KYON-TA)
(KYON) Smoke so much weed, you wouldn't believe (KYON)
(TA-TA) And I get more ass than (Triple six, five, forked tongue) (We are number one!)

The GameBro is here and he's got the games
All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame
He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school
And he's got just a few cheat codes for you
Yo I'm the GameGrl, and I've got the scores (The games will never stop)
'Cause I woop butt and game hardcore (The games will never stop)
I might look cute but I play to win (The games will never stop) (Oh shit I'm feeling it)
So get your head in the game, 'cause we're about to begin (The games will never stop) (TAKYON)
I got sweet moves and secret skills (The games will never stop) (Hell yeah, fuck yeah, I feel like killing it, TAKYON)
To pull off the codes, the combos, and kills (The games will never stop) (Alright that's tight, what its like to experience)
Tapping my fingers like a maniac (The games will never stop) (TAKYON)
This girl's gone bad on a game attack! (The games will never stop) (TA TA-TA-TA-TA)

OK, it's Childish Gambino, home girl drop it like the NASDAQ (The games will never stop, the games will never stop)
Move white girls like there's coke up my ass crack (The games will never stop, the games will never stop)
Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da
(Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) (Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down)
Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da
(Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) (Never gonna run around and desert you)
Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da
(Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) (Todokete setsuna)
Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da
(Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good) (Sa ni wa)

Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play
(Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da)
Hey now, you're a rock star get the show on, get paid)
(Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da)
And all that glitters is gold (We are number one, we are number one)
Only shootin' stars break the mold (We are number, we are number, we are number one)

Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar, soode dil de pukar, aaja karle ye pyar (Beloved, the string of the drum plays, the heart's call, come make this love)
Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar, soode dil de pukar, aaja karle ye pyar... (Beloved, the string of the drum plays, the heart's call, come make this love)

X gon' give it to ya (What?)
Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (Uh)
Knock-knock, open up the door, it's real
With the non-stop pop-pop— you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!

I've created a monster (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING)
'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady I'm chopped liver (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING)
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya (DO THE WINDY THING THING)
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING)
Some vodka that'll jump-start my heart (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING)
Quicker than a shock
When I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor (JOHN DO THE WINDY THING)
When I'm not cooperating (DO THE WINDY THING THING)
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (DO THE WINDY THING) (Hey!)

You waited this long now stop debating (Everybody get up) (Kick, kick)
'Cause I'm back I'm on the rag and ovulating (It's time to slam now) (Kick, kick)
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney (We got a real jam goin' down) (Kick, kick)
But your husband's heart problem's complicating (Kick, kick)

So the FCC won't let me be (Welcome to the Space Jam) (Kick, kick)
Or let me be me so let me see (Here's your chance, do your dance) (Kick, kick)
They try to shut me down on MTV (At the Space Jam) (Kick, kick)
But it feels so empty without me (Alright) (Kick, kick)

I play Pokémon GO every day (Mom's spaghetti)
I play Pokémon GO (He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready)
I play Pokémon GO every day (To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting)
I play Pokémon GO (What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud)

Soulja Boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy, then Superman that ho
(Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy
(Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy
(Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy
(Now watch me yuu) Crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch— Soulja Boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it

Bitch you guessed it—

Artist commentary:

ft-rj: (Composer)

more like i want to diesed edition

ft-rj: (Artist)

im not kidding i really do want to die

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