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Released 12/25/2017.
Duration: 2:42.

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Tracks that You're A Mean One, Mr. Slick. references:

• You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch by How the Grinch Stole Christmas!, Albert Hague, and Theodor Geisel
• Liquid Negrocity by Toby Fox
• Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E) by Erik Scheele

Lyrics:

you're a mean one
mr. slick
you are dark and tall and dumb
you've got arrows in your eyebrows, scotty dogs up in your bum
mr. slick

I hate a moral coward that lacks a manly spark
and god knows
you haven't any heart

you're a foul one, mr. slick
your chest is full of junk
your crew's composed of nitwits, and your ships have all but sunk
mr. sliiiiiiiiICK
if i were forced into a conversation with you, by the end of it i imagine i'd be flat-out druuuuuunk

you decapitate me, mr. slick
you're a greasy greedy hag
you're a crippled crooked creeper, and you always prod and nag
mr. sliiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIICK
the three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"this, douche, bag"

Artist commentary:

WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES:

This was fairly annoying to put together, as I'm not a particularly strong singer, and I wasn't able to find a good recording environment while I was making this. In any case, I hope you'll enjoy my warbling.