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Released 12/25/2010.
Duration: 1:28.

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Lyrics:

(Alright alright, it sounds like you have a lot of work ahead of ya. Take care, Bro and Jeff! And so, we close on a very special celebration, of a very very special time of year. But don't you young'ins be fooled, oh no no. Christmas never really ends. In fact, it's only about 365 days left until the next big day! And in Santa time, that's only a few seconds. So kids, be good, and maybe next year Santa will bring you something extra special in the name of that magic infant from the very first year of modern days. And don't forget about us up here in the Incipisphere either, because children, we're always here to help. We're always looking out for you!)

(Oh, it's time to get back to work! I hope you enjoyed the stories. Merry Christmas, and a happy, happy New Year, from your old pal, George the Conductor.)

(I-is that it? Are we good? Is-did I get the line? Alright, okay.) (God.) (When's lunch?) (God damn.)

Artist commentary:

Robert J! Lake, Nick Smalley, and Hanna Nakamura: (album audio commentary)

(Continued from Shit, Let's Be Santa)

RJ!: Oh, no!
Nick: This... I don't know.
Nick: George the Conductor.
RJ!: George the Conductor.
Nick: I don't think I'll ever pull out his voice after this album ever again.
RJ!: (laughs) Yeah, you guys.
RJ!: Thank you very much for listening.
RJ!: For paying for our music over the past few years. Oh my god!
Hanna: Thanks for listening, guys!
Nick: Thank you very much for listening to this commentary.
Nick: And actually going through this whole thing.
RJ!: If you're listening, and it's Christmas right now, Merry Christmas.
Nick: Remember, guys: homestuck.bandcamp.com
RJ!: Or in this case, homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com
Nick: Merry Christmas.
Nick: Happy New Year.
Nick: homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com
Nick: Go to all these cool places. Listen to the music. Appreciate the music.
Nick: And appreciate the comic that it all goes to.
RJ!: And read Homestuck.
Nick: I'm OMGTSN.
Nick: That's RJ.
Nick: And that's Bear.
RJ!: And this is...
Nick: (laughs)
Hanna: Alright, Bear.
RJ!: See ya!
Nick: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Hanna: It's been fun talking over each other, you guys.