By Michael Guy Bowman bowman Bandcamp YouTube YouTube mguybowman Twitter michaelguybowman.com Other mguybowman Instagram ← iRRRRRRRRECONCILA8LE Previous track by this artist → Another Countdown Next track by this artist.
Released 1/10/2025.
Duration: 3:50.

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Also released as:

• (20126/12/2012; about 12 years, 7 months earlier) I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew (Post-Punk Version) (Homestuck Vol. 9)

Contributors:

• Erik Scheele erikscheele Bandcamp erikscheele SoundCloud jitters20 Twitter jitmakesstuff Tumblr Jitmakesstuff YouTube erikscheele.com Other ← GameGrl (Original 1993 Mix) Previous track contribution by this artist (piano)
• Marcy Nabors shadolith Bandcamp shadolith SoundCloud shadolith Tumblr Shadolith Twitter ← The Greatest Living Show Previous track contribution by this artist (theremin & accordion)

Tracks that I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew (Post-Punk Version) references:

• I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew by Jean Schwartz and William Jerome

Lyrics:

I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark
I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark
I spend my every evening where there's women wine and song
But like a man, I always bring my little wife along!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it can never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

(Make her a member of the Midnight Crew)

The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on happy old Broadway
So what's the point of going home, until the break of day?
Now, something confidential, whisper not above a breath
I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it can never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

I never shall forget the night I made six robbers run
Although I did not have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun
I proved myself a hero of a very high degree
I ran for home, and six of them, was running after me!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it can never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!