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Released 8/31/2024.
Duration: 1:32.

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Lyrics:

(artist's lyrics)

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[What's up mother-fuckers and mother-fuck-ettes? This is Gamzee Makara, here to tell you about my signature recipe.]

First you take a pan
slap it down near the sink
then crack open
A faygo to drink
cause if you're not drinking
while you wait for the food
then you ain't even doin'
cooking, my dude.

Then you run a tap
and clean the pan out
And never let it show
How loud the voices shout
And you dip that bad boy
in your recuper-acoon
Stick it in the oven
And pretty soon...

[Sopor Pie]
I ain't tellin' you lies
[Sopor Pie]
You gotta try it, my guy
[Sopor Pie]
Don't you ask me why
[Sopor Pie]
Just take a big bite and TRY NOT TO DIE

Now if you do this at home
Try not to forget
to turn the oven off
Or you'd better bet
That your hive will burn down
And that's pretty bad
Or even worse yet
You'll made your dad mad!

So listen to me close
To my words so lyrical
And you too can taste
Flavor-based miracles!

[Sopor Pie]
I ain't tellin' you lies
[Sopor Pie]
You gotta try it, my guy
[Sopor Pie]
Don't you ask me why
[Sopor Pie]
Just take a big bite and TRY NOT TO DIE

[I guess it wasn't that hard of a recipe after all! (mirthful giggling)]