Squidmaster P and Argyle the Warmhearted Rage Against the Construct of Linear Time (Tentacles Forever) Squidmaster P and Argyle the Warmhearted Rage Against the Construct of Linear Time (Tentacles Forever)
Squidmaster P and Argyle the Warmhearted Rage Against the Construct of Linear Time (Tentacles Forever) Squidmaster P and Argyle the Warmhearted Rage Against the Construct of Linear Time (Tentacles Forever)
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Released 7/10/2018.
Duration: 2:19.
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Lyrics:
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guess what!
GUESS What
we're back and we learned how to cuss a real grown-up cuss [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] doo doo doo poo poo poo poo people
did you THINK we were [BEEP] [BEEP] DEAD?
(no, STOP!)
(uh hey dude, you can't swear. this is gonna be associated with a family friendly property)
(oh)
anyway, READY?
hey what up friends it's your number one squeaky boy
when they hear my squeaky voice
ladies get a squeaky voice
they say i'm rapping good enough that i should be employed
over at the gift shop where they selling squeaky toys
i got haters just because i ain't a humanoid
but i don't belabor getting sad over the shaudenfreude
after all, it's hard for me to even try to be annoyed
when their girlfriends are on my many arms to be enjoyed!
in my jacuzzi, takin' selfie polaroids
eatin' gooey cheesy slices from the local pizza joint
see a movie
we hope it doesn't disappoint
but we ain't choosy, there's not a lot that we avoid
i ain't bougie, my stuff is for the hoi polloi!
i ain't smooth, see, my skin is made of courderoy
i ain't sushi even if my meat is sushi grade
don't call me a tiny toon, man
i'm a FREAKAZOID!
yeah y-y-yeah
yeah y-y-yeah
(hey my man, my man, my man
man
man
squidmaster p, formerly known as squiddle g?
you realize that the last time we did a song together was eight years before this one?
makes me feel old.)
dropped out of school but i didn't stop learnin'
that's why this stupid dum dum started earnin'
get a big ol' cash stack
spend it all on candy
throw it in my knapsack
roadtrip to miami
peach drink in hand i'm sippin' on a sandy
beach thinkin' back to my days in the classroom
late with my homework
grades slippin' back
teacher call me a hillbilly
nah
i'm a hill mandy
yeah y-y-yeah