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Released 8/20/2016.
Duration: 2:07.

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Tracks that The Ridiculous Wwizard of Stupidity references:

• Eridan's Theme...? by Nick Smalley
• Eridan's Theme by Toby Fox
• Violet Prince by DJ最テー
• Nautical Nightmare by Toby Fox
• Sburban Jungle by Michael Guy Bowman
• Keepers by Toby Fox

Lyrics:

[Morse code]
E R I D A N
I S
N O T
T H A T
G R E A T

Artist commentary:

cookiefonster: (album video commentary) 6/12/2017

(Continued from The March of the One True Juggalo)

Okay... now I'm on Eridan's song, which has a really, really, really bad name. Like, if there's any song where I could have come up with a better title, it's this. Well, Eridan actually is pretty dumb, but he is not that great. You need to shut up now.

Start. When I made this song, someone actually said, hey, you should remix Eridan's Theme...? by Nick Smalley. I said, what the hell is Eridan's Theme by Nick Smalley? It's on the Sound Test, and then I heard it, and I was like, hey, for some reason I added it to the beginning of the song.

For some reason I can't remember I added Morse code spelling out "Eridan is not that great". But yeah.

I used Eridan's Theme and Violet Prince mostly, and this song actually contains, like, none of my original writing. Eridan's theme is immensely catchy and feels very Eridan, but again, I turned Eridan's music into a really weird generic chiptune with some dumb songs thrown in there for no reason, like Sburban Jungle. Not to say Sburban Jungle is a dumb song, it's a great song. I don't remember why I threw it in, though. It's played on these weird arpeggio notes.

Oh yeah, I used Nautical Nightmare in it. That's how you can tell I'm a true artist, unlike the other chums on this team. Nobody remixes Nautical Nightmare for some reason. It's a really chaotic song that hits the Radiation feel. I guess there's a rip of it on the Cool New Music Team channel with Soulja Boy, Conflict! from Redditstuck, and MeGaLoVania.

But yeah, Nautical Nightmare is actually a song that people could remix more. Remixing underused songs is perhaps one of my greater accomplishments in this album. Not like how I used all those random songs thrown in for no reason, and bad drum patterns and shit. Oh yeah, I forgot to say Violet Prince is also a song that's fun to listen to, even though it's orchestra bullshit. That should be the kind that's just impressive but not fun to listen to. It's weird. Orchestra bullshit is a very weird concept, even if it's not relevant at all to this album.

And that's this song.

(Continued in The Heiress Without a Role)