By Liam Lynch.
Duration: 1:31.

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Tracks that reference United States of Whatever:

From Additional Tracks:

• Eridan's United States of Wwhatevver by Octopimp

Tracks that sample United States of Whatever:

From Additional Tracks:

• Eridan's United States of Wwhatevver by Octopimp

Lyrics:

Whatever

(I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, she was all like "Ehhhh" and I'm like "Whatever!")

(Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like "Hey, aren't you that dude?" and I'm like "Yeah, whatever!")

(So later I'm- I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like "Awww" and I'm like "Yeah, whatever!")

'Cause this is my United States of Whatever!
And this is my United States of Whatever!
And this is my United States of Whatever!

(And then it's 3 a.m. I'm on the corner wearing my leather, this dude comes up and he's like "Hey, punk!" I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!")

(Then I'm throwing dice in the alley, Officer Leroy comes up and he's like "Hey, I thought I told you—" and I'm like "Yeah, whatever!")

(And then up comes Zafo, I'm like "Yo Zafo, what's up?" he's like "Nothin'" and I'm like "That's cool...")

'Cause this is my United States of Whatever!
And this is my United States of Whatever!