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You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

By How the Grinch Stole Christmas!, Albert Hague (music), and Theodor Geisel (lyrics).
Duration: 2:59.

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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a... greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a... thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
(Given a choice between the two of you I'd take..)
The seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
(The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:)
Stink, stank, stunk!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
(Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in...)
Tangled up knots!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super naus
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch
(You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich...)
With arsenic sauce!

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