I was sittin' around, in the middle of the night
All bored with nothin' to do
I called up a friend, he put some stuff in my end
I taught him a hundred different ways to screw (Oh Dave!)
I conksunked his boots, touched his imigrants
The chips had just started to fall
Now after that night, I was given a fright
A babytummy shaped like a ball
Damn John!

I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you!
I'd birth my best friend it's true! (Oh no!)
I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you!
Koalababies up the avenue!
I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you!
My ovaries are out the wazoo! (Oh no!)
I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you!
You're gonna come out my hoohoo

(JOHN: But how is that possible?
DAVE: I don't know, such is the magic of Skaia! He entered all of my... seven gates.
JOHN: Ohh, ohhh...
DAVE: He touched me John.
JOHN: Meow
DAVE: He prototyped my Medium.
JOHN: Ohh...
DAVE: And now my kernelsprite is... rich with data... and now.... YOU'RE THE BABYYYYY!
JOHN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DAVE: OPEN WIIIIDE
JOHN: OOOOOO—
Wha- what the fuck FL Studio? [laughter])

You're havin' a baby and the baby is you! (You're havin' a baby and the baby is me!)
I'd birth my best friend it's true!
I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! (You're havin' a baby and the baby is me!)
Koalababies up the avenue!
I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you! (Havin' a baby and the baby is me!)
My ovaries are out the wazoo!
I'm havin' a baby and the baby wears shoes!
Babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies [Babeatboxing]
Wahoo!

(oooOOOooo, police sirens, police sirens, oooOOOooo, oooOOOooo...)