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By Toby Fox tobyfox Bandcamp tobyfox Twitter toby.fangamer.com Other fwugradiation Tumblr The Baby is You Previous track by this artist rose pragnant Next track by this artist.
Released 10/13/2010.
Duration: 1:47.

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(Dave: Oh my God, John... the baby... is a baby... is a baby...
JOHN: Dave you're losing your water break, we can't go to a hospital now!
DAVE: You're right there's no time! We must go to Mount Prospit... where I myself was born.
JOHN: You were born in a lab, Dave, and I'm your lab daddy.
DAVE: Just shut up, Dad! 'Cuz, you're my baby now, and you're the one that's gonna have mantitties in your face!
JOHN: What?
DAVE: Mantitties in your face!
JOHN: No! No, gross!
DAVE: Mantitties in your faaaace!
JOHN: Dave, put your fucking shirt on!
DAVE: Mantitties.
JOHN: I'm not even born yet, that's not fair!
DAVE: Oh my God... someone needs to deliver this baby... right now.
KARKAT: I can do that.
JOHN: Karkat what the fuck are you doing?
KARKAT: Delivering babies... I did it once, I can do it again.
JOHN: Leave it up to me Karkat.
KARKAT: No, no I can't, you're... a baby. I must do this, I must be the... midwife. John, there are some things you can't know.
JOHN: Like what?
DAVE: Please just reach inside me—
KARKAT: LET'S SING A FUCKING SONG)

Once upon a time on top of a mountain (I'm Karkat, by the way)
A baby was sitting in a water fountain (Karkat, Karkat)
His name was Dave and he was supreme
His booties were covered in peaches and cream
And that story today is, totally, irrelevant
I'm a troll John
I wanna fuck you out of hate
I wanna fuck you out of hate 'cause I'm Karkat

(MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
DAVE: Oh, my God, please stop this singing shit, I have to have this baby now! Ohh!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... MMMMM...)

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