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Cover art by 1vs.
Released 7/20/2018.
Duration: 13:40.

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Tracks that Bowman's Credit Score: A Rock Opera references:

• Showtime (Piano Refrain) by Malcolm Brown and Kevin Regamey
• Aggrieve by Mark J. Hadley
• Explore by Buzinkai and Michael Guy Bowman
• Beatdown (Strider Style) by Curt Blakeslee
• Sburban Jungle by Michael Guy Bowman
• Doctor by Buzinkai
• Sunslammer by Seth Peelle
• Crustacean by Toby Fox
• Cascade (Beta) by Tensei
• Even in Death by Clark Powell
• Time on My Side by Tensei
• Another Jungle by Michael Guy Bowman
• Eternity Served Cold by Malcolm Brown
• English by Toby Fox
• Carne Vale by Malcolm Brown
• Oppa Toby Style by Toby Fox
• Heir of Grief by Tensei

Tracks that Bowman's Credit Score: A Rock Opera samples:

• Bowman's Credit Score by Michael Guy Bowman

Lyrics:

[Approximate]
(I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks)

[lyrics of every song set to "I'm" "credit", "buttocks", "seven", "twenty" and other words of Bowman's Credit score start playing here, and don't stop until the end of the track]

(This number is between my buttocks)

(It happens to be between 450 and 850)

(And the number is between my buttocks)

(It happens to be between 450 and 850)

(It still happens to be between my buttocks)

(It's my free credit score)

(It's a number between 720 and 720)

(The number's between 450 and 850, and it happens to be 720)

(It's between my buttocks, it happens to be 720, and the numbers are between 450 and 850, it could save you a lot of money, a lot of money between my BUTTOCKS)

(The higher this number is, although the highest can be 850, the better chance you have at saving--
Buttocks, this number is between my buttocks, you can reach in between my buttocks and get a number)

(My credit score happens to be 720, which as you've noticed, is between 450 and 850, but do you know what number I'm thinking of?)

(I'm thinking of a number between 450 and 850)

(I'm thinking of a number, though, that is between my buttocks)

(It is still 720)

(Won't you reach and grab 720 for me? Don't grab 450 and 850 as these are the two extremes. These are not my credit score)

(My free credit score happens to be 720 but I'm thinking that you can reach in and grab it because it's between my buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks...)

(The number between my buttocks happens to be, well, I'm thinking that it's 720, but I could be wrong, because your number could be anywhere between four fifty and eight fifty)

(The number is probably 720, won't you reach in and grab it for me?)

(I'm thinking that the number 720 could save you a lot of money. It's between 450 and 850 and it's also within my buttocks)

(You can reach and grab your free credit report)

(I'm thinking you can reach between my buttocks for a number that is between 450 and 850 and my buttocks)

(You can reach between my buttocks if you so choose, to retrieve this number, which is 720, which happens to be between my buttocks. Why don't you reach in between my buttocks? The higher that the number you reach in and grab in between my buttocks, the better chance you have at saving a lot of money, after you have reached in and grabbed a number, between my buttocks)

(Yes, thank you sir)