By Ian White myusernamesmud SoundCloud ← The Ballad of Maplehoof Previous track by this artist → March of the Aluminum Soldiers Next track by this artist.
Cover art by doctoroftime ← Broternia Previous track art by this artist.
Released 12/25/2012.
Duration: 3:37.

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Tracks that Brofessor Layton (Every Puzzle Has A Brolution) samples:

• Layton's Theme by Professor Layton and Tomohito Nishiura
• GameBro (Original 1990 Mix) by Erik Scheele

Lyrics:

Alright bros, are you ready?
It's time for the one, the only, GameBro!
He's coming to your screen straight from the magazine
The mix meister of Master Swords and mushrooms
Are you sure you're ready for this?
Well come on, get ready, get set, and here we go

The GameBro is here and he's got the games
All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame
He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school
And he's got just a few cheat codes for you
There ain't nothing that'll ever hold this bad boy down
That hat that he's wearing's like his personal crown
He's got every game beat and skills that sweet
But if you want in his crew, you gotta be elite

You've gotta be on the spot, on the dot, we're just saying
You've gotta be ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing
You've gotta know where it's at, who's at bat, and if you don't, then
Well, then, you'll know just who to call

It's GameBro!
When you're out of quarters, he's got your back
He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact
Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe
So, come on, and let's go!

The games will never stop, the games will never stop
The games will never stop, the games will never stop
The games will never stop, the games will never stop
The games will never stop, the games will never stop

The GameBro is here and he's got the games
All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame
He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school
And he's got just a few cheat codes for you
There ain't nothing that'll ever hold this bad boy down
That hat that he's wearing's like his personal crown
He's got every game beat and skills that sweet
(The games will never stop)
But if you want in his crew, you gotta be elite
(The games will never stop) (Go GameBro)

The games will never stop
(On the spot, on the dot, we're just saying)
The games will never stop
(Ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing)
The games will never stop
(Where it's at, who's at bat, and if you don't, then)
The games will never stop
(Well, then, you'll know just who to call)
The games will never stop

Alright bros, are you ready?
It's time for the one, the only, GameBro!
He's coming to your screen straight from the magazine
The mix meister of Master Swords and mushrooms
Are you sure you're ready for this?
It's GameBro!

The games will never stop, the games will never stop
The games will never stop, the games will never stop
The games will never stop, the games will never stop
The games will never stop, the games will never stop

On the spot, on the dot, we're just saying
Ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing
Where it's at, who's at bat, and if you don't, then
Well, then, you'll know just who to call
The games will never stop

(On the spot, on the dot, we're just saying)
The games will never stop
(Ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing)
The games will never stop
(Where it's at, who's at bat, and if you don't, then)
The games will never stop
(Well, then, you'll know just who to call)
The games will never stop, the game will never stop

It's GameBro!
When you're out of quarters, he's got your back
He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact
Alright

Artist commentary:

Ian White: (composer, booklet commentary)

This is... this is I don't know. I think Neudorf told me to do this, so I did it. It works pretty good.

doctoroftime: (track artist, booklet commentary)

The song was a Gamebro remix and I had just figured out that Bro Strider probably writes Gamebro so it was obvious that a Professor Layton x Homestuck crossover needed to happen. I looked at the covers of the Layton games and basically just went for it.

And because Professor Layton has tons of weird puzzle shit that no one ever questions and Homestuck is the exact same.

Plus I wanted Bro in a nifty tophat and Dave in Lambda's snazzy sweater.