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Released 12/26/2016.
Duration: 2:00.

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Tracks that Please help me I am in pain references:

• Horsecatska by James Roach
• Magical Dream Bed by TomSka

Tracks that Please help me I am in pain samples:

• Horsecatska by James Roach
• Magical Dream Bed by TomSka

Lyrics:

(NOO GOD!) (GRAB THE PUSSY)
(NO. GOD. PLEASE. NO. NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!)
(You will never know my suffering, forever trapped inside this robotic husk.)
(Alright that's great Jack I'll see you later.)

(Oh no.)
(It's sperm.)
(Shove off.)
(Sperm)
(I'm sorry we ca-we can go on a date first [unintelligible])
(Creme de la creme)
(Minecraft sex porn.)

[pretty sure this is Magical Dream Bed backwards]
[screaming]
(Oh my god, dicks! Who's been drawing dicks?
(Hey you little bitch, I hate you, you'll have sex tonight.)
(I'm incredibly turned on right now.)

Artist commentary:

GoomFloops: (Composer)

Wow, how relevant! How new! This song represents the empty joy that comes from memes

Shadok: (Artist)

I was going to animate this but meh this is better