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Tracks that reference The Ballad of Jack Noir:

From Official Discography:

• The Ballad of Jack Noir by Toby Fox

From Fandom:

• Venom Pools for Eons by Cecily Renns
• Midnight Suffer by TirantBacon

Tracks that sample The Ballad of Jack Noir:

From Fandom:

• Venom Pools for Eons by Cecily Renns

Lyrics:

Greetings, useless peons
You've done terrible so far
Treading venom pools for eons
Suffering with no scar

Mercy everlasting
Hiding who you are
Welcome to the dark side
My name is Jack No...
Iiiiir!

I'm the overlord of badass
The shadow magic priest
Chosen ones cry out for mother
Of trouble you're the least!

I really hate these stupid hats
And that stupid king
That overarching monarch
Can shove something up his thing

(GRAVEYARD STUFFERS)
Oh yeah, they call me Jack Noir
You might think that I'm the star
When really there's a dad who makes me glad
I haven't had the pleasure, yes to treasure
This saturnine existence
'Tween these fenestrated walls

Goodbye, useless peons
You were horrible in life
Jumped off the galleon
'Thout so much as a Strife
Archagent everlasting
I'll tear the sky ajar!

Goodnight everybody
My name is Jack- oh
My name is Spades- no!
My name is Jack Noir!

My name (My name is)
Jack Noir (Name is Jack)
(WHOP!)

Artist commentary:

Toby Fox:

I really wish I was better at singing homogenously hahahaha

Seriously considering a third person vocal arrangement for a jazz band

Also I didn't know noir wasn't two syllables so this song is kind of ruined for me hahaha