By Toby Fox tobyfox Bandcamp tobyfox Twitter toby.fangamer.com Other fwugradiation Tumblr ← rose pragnant Previous track by this artist → uh oh Next track by this artist.
Released 10/13/2010.
Duration: 2:45.

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General contributors:

• Von Fawn (Rose)
• Astroliner astroliner Tumblr ← rose pragnant Previous general contribution by this artist → a baby is born Next general contribution by this artist (Rose, but from rose pragnant)

Tracks that the rose rap references:

• Lose Yourself by Eminem, Jeff Bass, and Luis Resto
• rose pragnant by Toby Fox
• Miracles by Insane Clown Posse and Mike E. Clark
• bootes by Toby Fox

Tracks that the rose rap samples:

• rose pragnant by Toby Fox
• bootes by Toby Fox

Tracks that reference the rose rap:

From Fandom:

• Rise of the Denizens by Domble
• the not-even-pretending-to-be-about-CANWC-anymore-song (unwillingly featuring dagwooddeluxe swifterjack and tirantbacon) by MrCheeze

From Beyond:

• Toby Fox Has Written Hundreds of Unique Original Songs by jan Misali

Flashes & games that feature the rose rap:

• Homestuck: The Baby is You Animated

Lyrics:

(Alright Strider, let's do this thing. Strider, let me break it down like this for ya.)

There once was a violet femme fatale
Whose violent violin sung sweet without
The tables of a boy who turned tricks and treats
Like icy Halloween breeze, so fresh were his beats
But alone they were weak, no revolution
Together, overtime, there was an evolution
They met on the net and there was a fusion
Like Danimals Yogurt Breakfast Frusion

Hearts, and minds
And souls, and hearts
They loved, each other
You bag, of farts

They promised to be each other's baby mommy babies
But now they're caught in their lies
Their fingers in another person's pies
Guilty of another person's scabies

Strider, heart to heart
Don't treat me like a fool
You may have played me
But my heart waylaid me
I wanna be your baby mommy too

Rose I know how you're feeling, I know your emotions
I want you to know I mirror your devotion
You don't see this kind of depravity on the Serengeti
Whoop there goes gravity! Mom's spaghetti

I screwed up, I fucked up, I got screwed and fucked (Oh my God, I hate Garageband so much.)
I'm the baby of bad choices and my little legs are tucked
I wanted to be true, make you a faithful hubby
But you know I can't do, it's too much trubby

We're related Rose, that's the problem not the other
We can't be baby mommy daddies 'cause you're my sis and I'm your brother (Miracles, fuckin' miracles bro!)
These feelings that you're feeling, we share the same idea
I know I screwed up and probably caught gonorrhea

(DAVE: But the truth Rose, is that... we can't have a baby because it would be retarded, and besides, incest is disgusting, and, um, anyone that condones pedophilia or incest is—
Water, fire, air and dirt!
DAVE: ...um, bad and they should see a psychiatrist, and also, will you marry me?
ROSE: Yes Dave!
DAVE: So we can have the baby together.
ROSE: Take me away!)

Strider, heart to heart
I wanna treat you like a fool
You may have played me
But my heart waylaid me
I wanna be your baby mommy
I wanna be your baby mommy
Baby mommy, baby mommy too! (Oh my God, I hate Garageband so much.)
(i came as fast as i could)

(ROSE: Dave, I lied!
DAVE: Rose I- I mean I think we can work through this, you know- even though—
ROSE: No I lied I'm not pregnant!
ROSE: I'M JUST FAT
DAVE: Oh Rose, I don't care... being pregnant might be against the rules of the MSPA Forum...
KARKAT: I'm going to throw up.
DAVE: ...but... shipping us together is not! For some reason.
JOHN: Gross! Everyone cover your eyes!
(worst makeout sounds ever)
JOHN: The two naked incestuous pregnant teenagers are... KISSING!! GROSS!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Dave: Apple pie, Cheez Whiz, [???]
ROSE: That's hot.)