Coulrocide Coulrocide
Coulrocide Coulrocide
By Jebb
jebbjabroni
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Released 4/13/2025.
Duration: 6:40.
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Tracks that Coulrocide references: Tracks that this one references:
- Atomyk Ebonpyre by Toby Fox
- Beatdown (Strider Style) by Curt Blakeslee
- Silly Billy by Xszelor and Dvojka
- Davesprite by Toby Fox
- Hokus Pokus by Insane Clown Posse
- Imma Kill U by Insane Clown Posse
Tracks that Coulrocide samples: Tracks that this one samples:
Lyrics:
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Abracadabra (Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride)
Abracadabra (Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride)
Abracadabra (Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride)
Abracadabra (Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride)
First, I smack your head with a bat
The bloody splat, crack with impact
Wind it back, whack your cheekbone
Stomp your nose in until it's gone
Pick you back up and punch your gut
Double you over and fold you shut
Let you drop then invite the crew
To kick your face in too! (OOH!)
Throwing star sticking outta your forehead
Keep you alive to make you feel more dead
Down your throat with a broken bottle
Kick to the neck then make you swallow
Stomp each and every rib till it breaks
And when it's all over, Hell awaits
Somehow your tongue's hanging outta your neck
And I ain't even gone and get started yet!
Imma fucking kill you!
(Hokus pokus, joker's ride) (Hokus pokus, joker's ride)
(Hokus pokus, joker's ride) (Hokus pokus, joker's ride)
(Atomyk Ebonpyre whistling noises)
Artist commentary:
A piece that features new unabstracted sprites of Dirks Bro and ICP. I've always thought about how cool it would have been for there to be an actual strife flash for this fight and how awesome the song for this hypothetical flash would be.
Jebb:
Coulrocide is a track which i had worked on for quite a while, and one which I am personally very, very proud of. It has everything - orchestra, electronic, breakcore... I tend to compose music which i would personally listen to, and this is DEFINITELY such a track. There's a hell of a punch in it, and for a reason.
While making this song i had realized that there aren't really any tracks made for the grand battle of the ICP vs Alpha Strider??? So, of course, I tried to give the scene justice, considering its context.
Every part goes back and forth between Dave and ICP having the upper hand in the battle, and it is reflected in the feel and the motifs of each separate segment. I tried to represent the full story with the melodies, from the start to the gory end. If you listen closely, you can hear each part:
- (0:00) The Juggalos overlooking their domain.
- (1:23) Dave appearing to challenge them.
- (1:45) The combatants walking towards eachother, walk transitioning to run.
- (2:00) The battle commencing.
- (5:46) The juggalos' last ditch attempt to kill Strider.
- (5:55) Single conclusive SLICE to kill them both, the clowns' bodies falling heavily onto the ground.
And finally,
- (6:02) TT: The few witnesses would report seeing only a man with a sword on a shitty skateboard, gently rising into the night sky. / TT: No one ever saw him again.
(P.S, the whistling at the end was me. Since i am kinda bad at whistling, i pitched it up quite a bit.)
I would also very much like to thank PuyoPuyoESports for coming up with the track name "Coulrocide" (it was Clownicide before that) and Puff for giving me the inspiration to make this track with their absolutely lovely artwork!