By GoomFloops.
Cover art by Shadok YouTube YouTube shadok__ Twitter shadok__ Instagram.
Released 10/30/2016.
Duration: 2:10.

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Tracks that Jhon killed Santa references:

• Showtime (Original Mix) by Malcolm Brown
• The One Horse Open Sleigh by James Lord Pierpont
• Sburban Reversal by Mark J. Hadley
• Beatdown (Strider Style) by Curt Blakeslee

Lyrics:

jhon: oh boy, it is christmas
jhon: i, jhon egbret, am so excited
jhon: come dabe, let's see what santa has gotten for us
dabe: daddy i am here
jhon: indeed, yes. now, let us open our presents in to impress rose and have a hot threeway. i can't wait to see what's in my present. oh
dabe: what happened? did santa give you anything good daddy? daddy? DADDY?
jhon: what the fuck santa this is fucking coal fuck you. i'm going to kill santa
dabe: oh no daddy jhon
jhon: let's fucking end this dabe
dabe: okay daddy
jhon: let's do this!
dabe: you get him daddy!
jhon: fuck you santa
jhon: you underestimate the power of the ham
dabe: you get him daddy!
jhon: fight me, fuck you santa
dabe: my turn daddy. fuck you for angering my daddy, santa. now die!