L.O.R.E
By Makin.
Cover art by Makin.
Released 9/23/2016.
Duration: 1:52.
Listen on Bandcamp or YouTube.
Read artist commentary.
Tracks that L.O.R.E references:
- DK Rap by Donkey Kong and Grant Kirkhope
- Bowman's Credit Score by Michael Guy Bowman
- Anthem by No Funny Name
Tracks that L.O.R.E samples:
- DK Rap by Donkey Kong and Grant Kirkhope
- Bowman's Credit Score by Michael Guy Bowman
- Anthem by No Funny Name
Tracks that reference L.O.R.E:
Tracks that sample L.O.R.E:
Lyrics:
(Bowman: I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.
Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be seven hundred and twenty.
The higher my credit score, the better chance I have of saving a lot of money.
I'm thinking of a number; between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty.
Do you know what it is? It happens to be seven hundred and twenty, which is my free credit score.
This number is between my buttocks.
This number, I am thinking, is between four hundred and fifty and eight fifty.
The higher this number it is, the better chance I have at saving a lot of money.
But the number is between my buttocks! Do you know what number it is?
It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks.
The number is seven hundred and twenty.
But do you know what number I'm thinking of?
I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.)(SiIvaGunner: Thank you for showing me this. It is as bad as I had imagined)
(SiIvaGunner: This needs to stop.)
(Bowman: I'm--) [shots]
(SiIvaGunner: Let this be your last warning, Cool and New Music Team)
(SiIvaGunner: Let's go, my friend, and hope they have learned their lesson about overdone memes)
(SiIvaGunner: Wait, what is this? A high quality video game rip? I will take this too)
(SiIvaGunner: Come along, No Funny Name)
Artist commentary:
Makin: (team manager)
This is the only track on the album that was made specifically for it.
We had a Bowman's Credit Score problem. If you've listened to cool and new volume s*x: hair transplant, you know that already.
The track parodies the parody music team SiIvagunner's "lore", by having the man himself show up and kill Bowman in the middle of the laziest mashup yet. It represents the very real ban of credit score rips in the CANMT. After this album, you'll see them vanish (until he gets revived by Stutzman in BOWMANIA's lore 2: the revengening anyway, it's exactly like in Star Trek: The Search for Spock).
No Funny Name is dramatically revealed as the traitor, referencing his fake persona's lore (i.e. The beginning of... something).
In a way, this was the true Revenge of the GiIvasunner-- [shots]