By Jamie Paige jamies.page Other jamiepaige Bandcamp jamieirl SoundCloud JamiePaigeIRL YouTube Spotify Spotify pamiejaige Twitter paisleypudge Twitter paisleypudge Tumblr.
Cover art by Spectrumfizz.
Released 12/25/2012.
Duration: 1:34.

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Lyrics:

sports ........

in my dream i am the star. its me
and THEN the big man comes
for a little one on one

but it turns out
to be CRAZY
what kind of dunks this guy has

im teling you....
air like that is UNREAL
it doens't even HAPPEN.

the coart
is on

dude come get the ruler check this out
no

ok dude
no

your holdung it wrong (your holdung it wrong)
dude............. no dude..
dude hurry
look he'ss escaping from above
(he'ss escaping from above)

dude no../. let me show you
no
dude
fuck
no
no.... fuck
you got to
FLIP it, TURN-WAYS

fuck
jesus
dude
no
fuck
no
no
no
no
no

Artist commentary:

Jamie Paige: (composer, booklet commentary)

Spectrumfizz: (track artist, booklet commentary)

dude come chekc this out hummusr is like one of my favoprite musicans so i made a thnig for this MAD TRACK