By Griever MSPFA MSPFA Griever1337 Twitter.
Cover art by Iftrycus.
Released 8/20/2016.
Duration: 2:38.

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Tracks that The One The Doctor Couldn't Save references:

• Doctor by Buzinkai and Clark Powell
• 『SPLASH FREE』50% OFF Cover by Sparky
• Eridan's United States of Wwhatevver by Octopimp

Tracks that The One The Doctor Couldn't Save samples:

• Doctor by Buzinkai and Clark Powell
• 『SPLASH FREE』50% OFF Cover by Sparky
• Eridan's United States of Wwhatevver by Octopimp

Lyrics:

(Oh you like that, don't you, you dirty f—ing ocean. Oh, you can't wait for me to get inside you, huh? Huh? Oh you f—ing slut, you are so, wet!)

Make us free na splash! (A splash that makes us free!)
Kasaneta hikari no kontorasuto abite (Bask in the contrast of the overlapping light)
Feel so free na kyō tobikomu (Feel so free today, dive right into)
Oretachi no brand new blue, yeah (Our brand new blue, yeah)
Omou yō ni sei! Sei! Sei! A-oh! (True to myself as I dive! Dive! Dive!)
Jibunrashiku kick! Kick! Kick! A-oh! (My own style in my kick! Kick! Kick!)
Tsukamitai nda pull! Pull! Pull! A-oh! (I want to know that feeling, so pull! Pull! Pull!)
Todoki-sō na deep! Deep! Deep! Splash free! (It's just within reach, the deep! Deep! Deep! Splash free!)

[Unintelligible] Yeah!
What up sluts it's ya boy NG
Bout to drop a rhyme on these bitch buoys
Sho' 'nuff, I'm shota tough (Hah)
Haters always on me 'cause they think I'm just small stuff
Kiddie pools, swam up from the bottom now I'm killin' fools
Thug Life anime school
Catch me stuntin' with my Iwatobi crew (What?)
Makoto, Rei and my boy Haru
Splash! Flow just like water and cash!
Call me H2-oh, damn!
Other MCs get straight up tidal wave slammed! (Ha, ha)
My gang goes ham and when you see us swimmin' better know we're in demand!
Rackin it up top shelf La Croix, yo crew is on sale, 50% off! (Ruh!)

Make us free na splash! (Uh, hahahah, yeah!) [Unintelligible] (A splash that makes us free!)
Kasaneta hikari no kontorasuto no naka (What, that's right, uh, uh, uh, uh) (Amid the contrast of overlapping light)
Itsu made mo owaranai (This moment will last forever)
Natsu ni me o korashite yeah (You my man! Yeah! Yeah!) (Set your sights on summer)
Omoiomoi ni sei! Sei! Sei! A-oh! (What up!) (True to myself as I dive! Dive! Dive!)
Te o nobashita deep! Deep! Deep! Splash free! (Hands outstretched to the deep! Deep! Deep! Splash free!)
(Hahahaha)

(Haru, look! Water!)
(Haru, we can't get in.)
(Yeah, it's probably too cold. You'll get sick.)
(You know what I'm sick of? All your sh—t, Haru! I'm assuming direct control!)
(Haru, no! G-gimme that!)
(Oh my god, he's got a gun!)
(Everyone step away from the brain!)
(He shot Haru!)
(That's right, I'm in charge now!)
(Haru? We're gonna throw the tablets in the water now.)
(Yes. I am Haru.)
(Ooh that's probably not good.)

(Wwhatevver.)

Artist commentary:

Griever:

This wasn't very good. Probably one of my worst songs, and you'll be seeing a lot better in later albums. Spoilers, there's more. They're not even that ironic, really. At least this song is a joke about how Octopimp left, but then I used lines that weren't even voiced by Octopimp anyways. So...yeah. Look, just read Jojostuck.