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Warhammer of Zillyhoo Warhammer of Zillyhoo

Warhammer of Zillyhoo Warhammer of Zillyhoo

Artwork by Alice Bowman (née Hu) coccodoodles Tumblr coccoderma Twitter Your Majesty Previous cover art by this artist
Album cover for Bowmanstuck

By Michael Guy Bowman bowman Bandcamp YouTube YouTube mguybowman Twitter michaelguybowman.com Other mguybowman Instagram I Don't Want to Miss a Thing Previous track by this artist Maplehoof's Adventure Next track by this artist.
Released 1/10/2025.
Duration: 0:48.

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Also released on Homestuck Vol. 7: At the Price of Oblivion.

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Lyrics:

Warhammer
Of Zillyhoo

Warhammer
Of
Zillyhoo

Artist commentary:

This commentary is properly placed on this track's main release, Homestuck Vol. 7: At the Price of Oblivion.

Michael Guy Bowman: (Michael Guy Bowman Talks About His Homestuck Music, adapted to text)

Let's see. On Homestuck Volume 7, Warhammer of Zillyhoo - I think it started as a non-canon Problem Sleuth page and somehow spun its way into the canon of Homestuck. That was, of course, the page where he bothered to lip-sync John Egbert's lips to mine. Somehow, once again, we broke the rules, and there's voice acting involved, which there was never supposed to be. Y'know, you can take it as maybe like a, like, well, it's a fantasy, or it's what John's imagining himself doing. Y'know, it's not like I ever did it again. But, you know, one more brag for me, I guess.

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