By StarlightCalliope ← Hell"o" Kermit Previous track by this artist → jane blast off but to the tune of we are number one but in major but with each hey being replaced with ostrichlittledungeon saying nyah but that being overlayed with voice clips from game grumps back when jontron and arin were the two grumps Next track by this artist.
Cover art by koykoy13 ← Unbreakable Unity Previous track art by this artist → Fuck you Basset Next track art by this artist.
Released 12/26/2016.
Duration: 2:06.

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Tracks that the worst song on the soundtrack references:

• Frost by Solatrus
• Crystalanthemums by Alex Rosetti
• Crystamanthequins by Erik Scheele
• Courser by Seth Peelle and Alex Rosetti

Artist commentary:

cookiefonster: (Interloper)

If this song had Snow Halation in it, it wouldn't be the worst song on the soundtrack anymore.

StarlightCalliope: (Composer)

Cookie, please, we all know that We Are Number One is a vastly superior Siiva meme to Snow Halation. Snow Halation would make this the worstest song on the soundtrack. Anyways, I'll start talking about the song itself. Originally, I was inspired by how one Homestuck Musician, (if I recall correctly it was Jit,) said that he felt like Crystalanthemums was going to be Jade's Land Theme. As this was to be a remix for Jade's Land reveal, my original starting concept was, "Frost but with Crystalanthemums." I had started a version of this concept back before CANH2 had even been released, although I mostly reworked this old version from the ground up. The only thing that really remained unchanged was the Violin Arpeggio. I had planned to use Frog Forager as a continuation melody to Crystalanthemums at this time, but that melody didn't quite seem to fit the song, and I instead replaced it with a change to the Drum Beat at that point (said drum beat pretty heavily inspired/referencing Crystamanthequins or whatever the name was for the one in [S] Make Her Pay. One part of this song I am overall dissatisfied with is the Cymbals that come in near the end of the portion referencing Courser. I originally had a version where I had arranged the Cymbals in a manner where I was happy with them, but this version was poorly mastered and I was too lazy to transcribe what I had done for the old version. Anyways, I feel like this song was very much useful in helping me figure out how to better arrange orchestral percussion lines and to not make them completely uninteresting.

koykoy13: (Artist)