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Released 9/9/2017.
Duration: 5:39.

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Tracks that Three in the Morning (Ngame's Bowmix) [Explicit] references:

• Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix) by Ngame
• Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix; CaNon edit) by Ngame

Tracks that Three in the Morning (Ngame's Bowmix) [Explicit] samples:

• Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix) by Ngame
• Three in the Morning (4 1/3 Hours Late Remix; CaNon edit) by Ngame

Lyrics:

(My name is Constable "Meat Cubes" Houston, I will eat five BIG FUCKING SHIT-FILLED ADULT hat stores in one humdrum summer day, and then my crippling addiction to pornography will be buried alive.)

(My name is Sheriff Toney Burger Stootzman, I will eat MY BROTHER Marvin in one minute, and then my copy of the live-action Super Mario Brothers movie on DVD will be buried alive.)

(I'm THINKING of a number. Between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be 720. I'm THINKING of a number. Between 450 and 850. Do you know what it is? It happens to be 720. Which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number I'm thinking. Is between 450 and 850.)

(It's a single atom!) (Oh my God!)

Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the best thing about morning
Those colorful enchanting little specks
They make my taste buds spring to life without the slightest warning
In a way they never do when I eat Chex

Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the breakfast I've been cravin'
I shove 'em by the fistful in my trap
They got vitamins and nutrients and even riboflavin
And make Cocoa Puffs look like a bowl of crap

Yeah Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are a breakfast taste sensation
They're tiny tasty munchable and sweet
I'd like to start a bloody war and build a Pebbles nation
And murder every other breakfast treat

And the gallows will sway through the night
For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
All cereals bow down in fright
For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
Sycophants and cowards flee
From Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
Captain Crunch on bended knee
For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles

The balance of the world's askew
But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
Promise revolutions new
For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
What cereal 'mongst other things
But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
Stays crunchy in the blood of kings?
It's Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles

(My compulsive masturbation, Sullivan! You and me, and my erectile dysfunction, Sullivan! Then I paint all the surfaces of the eggs, Sullivan! It's a mirror collage, Sullivan! DETROIT! THE PASTA CITY! The place was Russia. The year, was 1917. You're under arrest! Just kidding! I now have two complete sets of human teeth
in
side
my
head.)

Bow, man
Mimimichael (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman)
Bo-bobo-bobo-bowman (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman)
I-i-is (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
Mi-chael-Bow-man...

Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)

Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—
Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ichael Bowma—

(I'll just, stop doing all that.)

BACK YARD BACK YARD
BACK YARD BACK YARD
BACK YARD BACK YARD
BACK YARD BACK YARD
BACK YARD BACK YARD
BACK YARD BACK YARD
BACK YARD BACK YARD
BACK YARD BACK YARD
BACK YARD FUN!

(I'm Toby "Radiation" Fox!)

(That was the plan, to give you a— seven hundred and twenty— and you got one. Bada-bing, bada-boom, baby!)

Artist commentary:

Ngame: (composer, booklet commentary)

For those not in the know, Michael Guy Bowman is one of the most iconic people associated with Homestuck. You may remember him as the composer of Sburban Jungle, one of the comic's most iconic songs, the angelic voice that captivated your ears in How Do I Live (Bunny Back in the Box Version), or maybe even as the "face of the fandom" for his famous Homestuck videos and convention appearances.

What isn't as well-known is that he's also an incredibly hilarious individual with dozens of sketch comedy videos - often featuring his equally sidesplitting friend, Scott Stutzsman - and I wanted to bring these two worlds together. With the release of Volume 10 in June, and the resulting focus on the Homestuck music team, Bowman appreciation had a resurgence in the fandom (especially one particular video, Bowman's Credit Score). I got caught up in the fervor as well, and made my first foray into music remixing to put together the first iteration of this tribute to Michael Bowman. The remix includes notable quotes or samples from every video that Michael Bowman and Scott Stutzman collaborated on, as well as many of their individual comedy videos.

If you liked Bowman's Homestuck stuff, love comedy videos, or were just too damn intrigued by this song to stay out of the loop, I recommend giving the Stutzbows (as I like to call their videos) a watch. Whether it's Scott singing you the jingle for his favorite breakfast cereal, Bowman informing you about his credit score (spoiler alert: it's 720), or both of them having some good, old-fashioned backyard fun, I'm certain there's something to enjoy for everyone.