By TirantBacon maxy3 SoundCloud tirantbacon SoundCloud, Bambosh bamboshu Twitter, Wheals wheals.github.io Other, and Cecily Renns johnjrenns Bandcamp user-621444340 SoundCloud YouTube YouTube CecilyRenns Twitter johnjrenns Twitter CecilyRenns Patreon.
Cover art by olkiswerve.
Released 10/30/2016.
Duration: 6:41.

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Also released as:

• (201611/6/2016; about 7 days later) A Very "O" Christmas (Cool and New Greatest Hits)

Contributors:

• greenTetrahedron (vocals)

Tracks that A Very "O" Christmas references:

• We Are Number One by LazyTown and Máni Svavarsson
• MEGALOVANIA by Toby Fox

Tracks that reference A Very "O" Christmas:

From Fandom:

• Scratching Consequences by TirantBacon

Lyrics:

A shining light so bright on the Internet
Wriggling with shittiness ever so said
Made by a man who is golly damn right
I'm talking to you o on behalf of the web site

And when you see us shit out crappy complete guaranteed
A musical shitfest that only I can plead
We want to say thanks for making it right when it's wrong
And making it mostly sometimes wrong when it is right

So relax yourself, you deserve it of course
Thinking of everything you made in retrospective discourse
Or should I say o course because the F is paid to respect
When obviously what else would you even expect

Happy holidays, I hope you get gifts higher than the high you even have be in order to be that guy
When a guy like you comes right around it so often looked like a mystery, a riddle, wrapped in a... TV
So when I say thanks, and on behalf of us all, we mean it well, I mean look at it all
With all the memes accumulating as one, we wanna say thanks a ton for being there to answer our prayers
While the Huss man eats his toblerone, and the internet gives him swears

(Hey uh... drop a beat, Tirant.)
(Mmm. Mm-mm-yeah, that's— that's a nice beat. Okay, here we go.)
Every day when I open the link to Homestuck
I always feel a little-little twinge, a little twinge of conksuck
But now the o man's come to answer our prayers
He's fresher than the fucking Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Updating his brand new comic, as cool as he can be
Showing the absolute fuck out of that hack called Hussie
So what I'm saying o, is that I appreciate your flavour
And that you'll now be known
As the Homestuck reader's saviour
(Mm.)

They say it's a Homestuck sequel
This shit's even tighter than Prequel
Even if you're as furry as Svix
Cool and New make the perfect mix
Even Bolin in his confessional
Admits there is none more professional
And the Scottish composer Malcolm
Weeps at this writing smoother than talcum
Every morning with my bacon
I'll go and salt alongside Makin
Now it seems my salt is gone
Cured, perchance, by o and Jhon
[Unintelligible]

(Here's some... uh quality content from JohnJMemes.)

Hey!
We're Cool and New, hey!
We're Cool and New!

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson for webcomics
This is going down as the best gimmick
If you wanna be like Toby Cool and New
You have to catch Andrew Hussie on the cue

Just follow my memes, and shit around
Be careful not to post those leaks

(ARG)
(No, don't post that!)

We're Cool and New, hey!
We're Cool and New!
We're Cool and New!

(Hahaha!)
Now look at this song, that I have made
When I hit play, be ready to quake!
(Random screaming.)
Uh, let's try something else

Now watch and learn, here's the deal
You slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Hahaha ha ha ha... ha.)

Hey!

We're Cool and New, hey!

(How long can he go on like this?)
(I don't know. He's never tried to sing Cool and New Web Comic version... entire concept parody [Unintelligible])

We're Cool and New, hey!

We're Cool and New!

We're Cool and New, hey!

We're Cool and New!
We're Cool and New!
We're Cool and New, hey hey!

(We are Cool and New... we are number one.)

(Back to Tirant.)
Okay that was silly
And I kind of admit these doritos are getting
Kinda chilly (Hot you dunkass!)

Our appreciation for this webcomic is more than Cool and New
That's right o we're still talking to you
It's about an ignited fixation of concentration causation
That results in the fiery blazin' of fandom inflation
Without the Cool and New, our thoughts of it all would be way past due
And our interested infested uh re-rearranged contested ideas got molested
By a man with all the fame and bold calamity
And then taken over by lame and old insanity
A wicked tyrannity

And it makes people say
o my god

o, reading off the script right now
I think you're the guy that everyone knows how
The-here's-you're... dude who's made a lot of shit come true
And you're rocking the shitfest that is Cool and New
So when I say thanks, I mean it well
Ju-judging by the fact that we're pretty much still here lel
Near enough it's been amazing adventure
And even when Cool and New Web Comic's ended it will be quite the quencher
Goodbye, I hope you have a Merry... Merry Halloween
And from everyone on the Cool and New Web Comic, um, Music Team, we wish you all the best!
(Thank you for Cool and New Web Comic! You're great dude! Goodnight.)

Artist commentary:

Cool and New Music Team:

• "once a pon u time" by TirantBacon
• "Epik rap" by TirantBacon
• "THE O RAP" by Bambosh
• "middle rap" with lyrics by wheals and vocals by greenTetrahedron
• "We are Cool and New" by Cecily Renns
• "Lats rap" by TirantBacon

(It's a parody of a very hussie christmas, by toby fox)