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By Robert J! Lake spellmynamewithabang Bandcamp YouTube YouTube spellbang Twitter.
Cover art by Daysi.
Released 12/15/2013.
Duration: 4:04.

Listen on Bandcamp or YouTube.

Read artist commentary.

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Tracks that reference JOHN DO THE WINDY THING:

From Fandom:

Tracks that sample JOHN DO THE WINDY THING:

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Lyrics:

John, do the windy thing,
John, do the windy thing,
John, do the windy thing,
Do the windy thing...

Artist commentary:

Robert J! Lake: (composer, booklet commentary)

i was drunk

Brad Griffin: (booklet editor)

John, do the windy thing,
John, do the windy thing,
John, do the windy thing,
Do the windy thing...

end of disk 1

Robert J! Lake: (Tumblr)

cintiq's broken, no new gifs for a while i guess

meantime:

would you buy a song like this

would it contribute to the value of a homestuck volume

you should tell radiation/andrew, if so

be honest

#the best thing i've ever made #secret homestuck music #bonus round #john do the windy thing #best song ever #homestuck songs #snog #things that have been around since volume 6

Niklink: (wiki editor)

A little bit of fandom history: Dave's Phat Beat Machine, the actual real thing instead of the static image they replaced it with after Flash died, has four secret buttons with extra music you find after selecting the four corner buttons on the machine. Somewhat unusually, the flash does indeed pull music directly from external sites which have stopped working over the years. By looking into the flash itself you can see the intended music for each button. From left to right:

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