By ostrichlittledungeon ( ).
Cover art by yazshu ( , , ).
Released 1/20/2017.
Duration: 1:22.

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Contributors:

• Bambosh (narration) ( )
• GoomFloops (voice acting)

Lyrics:

(jhon had been traveling for many moons when he finally stumbled upon a secret entrance to the white house)
(it was a long underground passageway that led from north dakota to the oval office)
Oh boiy a consealed pasage,
(jhon remarked stroking his hams)
(I rely hope that it's takes me to the wit house,?)
(If it isn't I'm am going to be an angery)
(so jhon set off, ready to make his way to the president.)
(and cure our nation)