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CYBER CITY SOUND PAK Listen on: Bandcamp

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HEY⠀⠀ !!! 3VER WANNA [take a ride] AROUND [[insert zipcode here]] BLAST1NG THE COOL, SWEET SOUNDS FROM THE DARK? BUT YOU CANT? BEC4USE YOURE A [$#!&ing] L1ght< ner?! WELL YOUR OLD PAL ⠀⠀⠀ !SPAMTON HAS THE BEST DEAL YOU'LL EVER [look , its over there!] ON!!!

FOR ONLY 7.99 OF YOUR PATHET1C [[wacky stacks]] YOU CAN GET THIS [[specil disk and mp3 and wav and]] THAT COMES WITH NOT [one] NOT [duo] BUT ten EXCLUSIVE SONGS I [[promise?]] YOU CANT FIND ANYWHERE EL SE! 4ND MABY A B0NUS 2... . . . . ..//?[

NOW Y OU 2 CAN [[pissing off]] THOSE STUP 1D N3IGHBORS AT [sale ends 4 am est] BECAUSE YOU CANT STOP [limited edition party juice flavor]!

THIS IS [limited time deal, act fast!] SO DONT [$@#$ing] W41T

CYBER CITY SOUND PAK! TELL YOUR [[friends and family sale going on now!]]

BUY NOW >>[[hyperlink blocked]]<<

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I've been working on this since Chapter 2 dropped, and I'm so excited to finally release this to you all. This album means a whole lot to me and I'd love for you all to share around it if you like it too.

(Album visualizer!)

ARE YOU LOST II Listen on: Bandcamp, YouTube

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Merry Christmas

WELCOME TO THE CITY (Snow Squall Warning) Listen on: Bandcamp, YouTube

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❌ Your computer might be at risk

Grandma is making
spaghetti tonight

ATTACK OF THE KILLER QUEEN (CORE Mix) Listen on: Bandcamp

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WINNER!

YOU'VE WON!

CLAIM YOUR FREE GAMECLAM 3 NOW !!!!!

BIG SHOT (1997 Remix) Listen on: Bandcamp, YouTube

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BTW Its called 1997 because its spamtons favorite year :)

SCARLET FOREST (Lotus Mix) Listen on: Bandcamp

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DISCONTECTED, UNREACHABLE Listen on: YouTube

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PICK UP THE PHONE OH MY GOD.
SPAMTON YOU IDIOT.
YOU LEFT THE LIGHTS ON IN THE HOUSE AGAIN.
DO YOU KNOW HOW HIGH THE ELECTRICITY BILL IS.
IM NOT GOING TO RENEW YOUR FFXIV SUB IF YOU KEEP THIS UP.
JUST FLIP THE SWITCH WHEN YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE.
ITS. SO. SIMPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PICK UP THE PHONE OH MY GOD.
SPAMTON YOU IDIOT.
YOU LEFT THE LIGHTS ON IN THE HOUSE AGAIN.
DO YOU KNOW HOW HIGH THE ELECTRICITY BILL IS.
IM NOT GOING TO RENEW YOUR FFXIV SUB IF YOU KEEP THIS UP.
JUST FLIP THE SWITCH WHEN YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE.
ITS. SO. SIMPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!