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Released 9/9/2017.
Duration: 3:17.

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Also released as:

• (201611/26/2016; about 9 months, 13 days earlier) hors (Cool and New Homestuck 2)
• (20177/20/2017; about 1 month, 19 days earlier) hors (Greatest Hits 2)

Tracks that hors references:

• Tentacles by Robert J! Lake
• Horschestra by Alex Rosetti
• Sburban Jungle by Michael Guy Bowman
• English by Toby Fox

Lyrics:

(Holy ******. I am so ludicrously ****** strong. Whoops, pardon my language. That there was some ****** straight up dog. And I'm chagrined as ******.)

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(Touch my muscles touch my muscles touch my muscles touch my muscles)

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Artist commentary:

Hadron: (composer, booklet commentary)

I really like Arquiussprite; he gets me at a fundamental level. He doesn't swear, he is super into technology, he loves horses, and is just all around a pure sprite; too bad Andrew BYBooted him into Lord English. why do that to a pure horse boy

Griever: (track artist, booklet commentary)

Jojo and Homestuck sure do have a lot of things in common, don't they? Themes of predestination, weird time shit, luck being used as a weapon, a guy without the use of his legs, horses everywhere in a certain part...it's all kind of weird and interesting. So that's why I did an EPIC JOJOKE for this trackart. If you don't understand what's going on here, read some more Jojo, I guess. Or don't. Look, Hors is a great, funny track, and this is the dank artistry it deserves as accompaniment. You're welcome.