By Toby Fox tobyfox Bandcamp tobyfox Twitter toby.fangamer.com Other fwugradiation Tumblr.
Cover art by Homestuck.
Released 1/5/2011.
Duration: 2:45.

Listen on Bandcamp or YouTube.

Tracks that Nic Cage Song references:

• Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg and The Neptunes
• Alphabet song by Charles Bradlee
• Nic Cage Romance by Toby Fox

Flashes & games that feature Nic Cage Song:

• [S] Past Karkat: Wake up.
• CON AIR 2: THE EPILOGUE: [S] Ollywood Showdown

Lyrics:

You tell me another and I'll arrest you myself, that is a promise! Miss...
Rose. Sister Rose.
Of course. Another plant.
What do you say we cut the chit-chat, A-hole!

(Ha-haa!) I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!
(Ha-haa!) I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!
(Ha-haa!) I'm a vampire!
(Ha-haa!) Long as I'm in here, you're just gonna sit out there, aren'tcha?

(Ha-haa!) I'm a vampire!
(Ha-haa!) I'm a vampire!
(Ha-haa!) I'm a vampire!
(Ha-haa!) I'm a vampire!

That's what she was there for, that was the plan
To give you a boner
And you got one
Boner, boner, boner
Boner boner boner boner boner boner

(Ha-haa!) Brrrump, you're not too tall, you're not too short, you're not too round, brrump!
You're like a cat, the cat with a hat!
I'm like a prickly pear! (Oh, my God!)
I'm a prickly pear! (I'm a vampire!)

Oh what is that, what is that, what is it? (I'm a vampire!)
Oh no, not the bees, not the bees!
AAAAAAH!

Boner boner boner boner!
Bo-boner boner boner bo-boner
Bo-ner boboner bo-bo-boner
Bo-boner bo-boner bo boner boner bo-boner
Boner boner boner boner boner bonebobobo-

How, in the name of Zeus' BUTTHOLE?
Am I getting THROUGH TO YOU?
Have you ever been dragged to the sidewalk and beaten until you, PISSED, BLOOD!
Because obviously you have the tendency to OVERREACT!

You know, A B C D E F G! (Peter)
H I J K L-M-N-O-P! (Peter!)
Q R S, T U V W-X-Y-Z! (Oh, Peter...)
HUH?

NOW what?

(Ha-haa!) PISSED, BLOOD? (Can I get my prescription, PLEASE?)
(Ha-haa!) PISSED, BLOOD? (Can I get my prescription, PLEASE?)
(Ha-haa!) PISSED, BLOOD?
(Ha-haa!) What do you say we cut the chit-chat, A-hole!

(Ha-haa!) (I'm a vampire!) PISSED, BLOOD?
(Can I get my prescription, PLEASE?)
(Ha-haa!) (I-I-I-I'm a vampire!) PISSED, BLOOD?
(Can I get my prescription, PLEASE?)
(Ha-haa!) (I'm a-I'm a vampire!) PISSED, BLOOD?
(Ha-haa!) What do you say we cut the chit-chat, A-hole!
(I'm a vampi-I'm a vam-I'm-I'm-I'm a vampire!)

Bangers and mash. Bubbles and squeak. Smoked eel pie. (Sir?) HAGGIS!

Oh no, not the bees, not the bees!
AAAAAAH!