Bee-forus: Seatbelt Safebee - Commentary
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Bee-forus: Seatbelt Safebee Bee-forus: Seatbelt Safebee (album commentary) Listen on: Bandcamp, YouTube, YouTube (playlist)
Blackhole (Not-Terezi-Pyrope) and the Beforus Q&A Team proudly present;
seatbelt safebee
A collaborative meme album, with 12 all-new tracks and original dialogue written by Blackhole and Magnoliajades.
Commentary booklet assembled by Circlejourney.
Track commentaries pulled from our Skype chat log. The Seatbelt Safebee album and related media are brought to you by memes.
Homestuck, Undertale, Dark Souls and The Bee Movie are the property of their respective creators.
Special thanks to Squid and Gilwing for letting us use their art, and VeritasUnae for hosting the tracks.About this album
The Cronus Seatbelt Safety meme was born during the livestream of the Beforus album, during the track Land of Cruisin and Bruisin by Nate Tronerud. Tumblr user princeskytoe remarked upon Cronus' lack of a visible seatbelt in the track art, which resulted in various users joking about his disregard for road safety and the fact that he was "cruising for a bruising".
Bee memes made an appearance during the Beforus Album stream when album director and stream manager Blackhole (Not-Terezi-Pyrope) imposed various bee images over the booklet pages being shown in the stream, causing users to flood the stream chat with exclamations about bees.
Soon after the Q&A session, the artists from the Q&A Skype group got talking, composing, and drawing. Six days later, we had an album on our hands.
Ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary folks: Bee-forus: Seatbelt Safebee.
Seatbelt Safety Listen on: Bandcamp, YouTube
how do we make a cronus seatbelt song
I'm thinking traffic background noise
Ducky Senpai: (bee)
seatbelt clicking noises
(~Stara:) (bee?)
just sample traffic and the gross sounds seatbelts make when you rub them against themselves
Ducky Senpai: (bee)
cli-click
Damara's Bees (Fatalism Beemix) Listen on: Bandcamp, YouTube
"bees? fuckin idiot shoulda worn his seatbelt"
SerialSymphony: (bee)
'he wears the seatbelt or he gets the bees'
Sigourney Martin: (bee alarmist)
"wear your seatbelt kids or the SEATBELT BEE'S will come out and attack you."
"what'll it be sir, seatbelt or bees?"
[confused] "bees?"
"HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES"
Safety Crusher Listen on: Bandcamp, YouTube
headcanon: safety bot is just a badly disguised mettaton
In Love (With Safety) Listen on: Bandcamp, YouTube
Jade you should make a track on your piano where you sing a raunchy ballad to the safety bot :p
FEAR OF BEES Listen on: Bandcamp, YouTube
i could put bees into the intro to the song i made
it'd work really well
Beltstep Listen on: Bandcamp, YouTube
who wants really shitty beltstep???
Beetermination (Thinking Bee) Listen on: Bandcamp, YouTube
I am
watching the bee movie
for meme purposes
Bee Safe Listen on: Bandcamp, YouTube
NEON SYSTEM 95: (bee)
Cronus Seatbelt Safety is good too
NO
BEE SAFE
holy fuck
NEON SYSTEM 95: (bee)
"Bee Safe, Cronus!"
Savior of the Driving Dead Listen on: Bandcamp, YouTube
a beacon of hope
Circlejourney: (bee witness)
unbelievable
hope that one day we can be safe
holy shit
Circlejourney: (bee associator)
the saviour
saviour of the driving dead
I Want You (To Wear a Seatbelt) Listen on: Bandcamp, YouTube
imma make it like
all pompous and orchestry
to mimic the 'I Want You' joke
Sigourney Martin: (beeliever)
this is some serious memings
it could use a patriotic touch
since this is cronus pro-seatbelt
I'm incorporating savior of the driving dead
as he's learned his lesson
Safe Drive at Midnight (Fuchsia Moonrise Beep Mix) Listen on: Bandcamp, YouTube
it's my album track (fuchsia moonrise) with a car horn, bees buzzing and a "buckle up" voice sample in place of some instruments
Sleep Tite, Veri Listen on: Bandcamp, YouTube
Circlejourney: (bee)
congrats veri
have a good rest
Ducky Senpai: (bee)
yes do the sleep
Veritas Unae: (bee)
slumbers like a dragon
SerialSymphony: (bee)
Sleep tight
Nate Tronerud: (bee)
goodnight sweet prince
Ducky Senpai: (bee)
the noblest and sleepiest of reptilians
SerialSymphony: (bee)
Imma make a lullaby for veri
magnoliajades: (bee)
goodnight veriii
Ducky Senpai: (bee)
this whole seatbelt album is actually the shittiest lullaby made specifically for veri
rock opera lullaby
sleep tight and dream of bees
and nic cage
also safety
Circlejourney: (bee)
remember to buckle your seatbelt
Bee-forus: Seatbelt Safebee
Track list (1–13)