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Safety Crusher

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By Blackhole not-terezi-pyrope Tumblr blackholesc SoundCloud.
Cover art by Lovisa Lassen pancakemolybdenum Tumblr.
Released 4/16/2016.
Duration: 1:24.

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Lyrics:

(Boy, I sure do love being a piece of shit all day who doesn't wear his seatbelt!)
(Hello.)
(Vwhat the fuck?)
(I am the Safety Robot. I am here to teach you about seatbelts.)
(Oh god!)
(Buckle up, fish nerd.)

Artist commentary:

Lovisa Lassen:

headcanon: safety bot is just a badly disguised mettaton

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