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Cover art by Makin call and new Previous cover art by this artist C A N W A V E Next cover art by this artist.
Released 9/23/2016.
Duration: ~4:41:17.

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  1. (0:20) It's A Lovely Day To Be Named (voicep0.wav) by barzamin
  2. (2:07) MeGaLoFuckNoPlsKillMeVanIa by barzamin
  3. (4:46) Memehalation (cool and new mix) by barzamin
  4. (1:44) Updoggtor by barzamin
  5. (10:35) Wwaporvvave by barzamin
  6. (1:25) Discord Halation (weeb mix) by barzamin and yazshu
  7. (0:45) Conflicto Plaza by Bin
  8. (1:58) clownman's credit score by olkiswerve
  9. (4:18) i am caving inside a story (doctor origins)(GONE SEXUAL) by TirantBacon
  10. (1:52) L.O.R.E by Makin
  11. (1:18) Mayor Retaliate by Bin
  12. (0:57) Scribblenautomic Funeral Pyre by Bin
  13. (0:55) ToonGrl by Bin
  14. (1:28) i made this song 3 years ago by BitesizeBird
  15. (1:13) Ruses by CogentInvalid
  16. (2:42) Deaf Injustice: Ignoration!! (original version) by cookiefonster
  17. (1:10) Lord Spanish 8-bit (original version) by cookiefonster
  18. (2:51) Madame Supersawversielle by cookiefonster
  19. (1:24) The Ascended Twilight Fangirl (draft version) by cookiefonster
  20. (0:22) Megalovania! by Discfortune
  21. (0:20) Savior of the Wind Waker by Discfortune
  22. (4:06) Creata Nightcore by Difarem
  23. (0:48) Doctor chan (unfucked) by Difarem
  24. (13:00) Hoenn Cascade by Difarem
  25. (0:56) Hoenn Doctor by Difarem
  26. (4:27) Hoenn Vale by Difarem
  27. (2:01) Hoennsetter by Difarem
  28. (4:01) Minish on Kazoo: the Movie: the Game: the Comic: the Anime Opening by Difarem
  29. (0:13) Snow Phantasm by Difarem
  30. (0:15) ULTIMATE LEITMOTIF MIX by Difarem
  31. (0:45) Revival by flamingfusion
  32. (0:40) Strings (Without Ruins) by greenTetrahedron
  33. (2:24) Decelerate by Griever
  34. (2:47) Do You Remem8er That Time We Chased a Serial Killer by Griever
  35. (1:21) Everything is Circular, if it Rotates by Griever
  36. (4:28) the day of all teh blood! by Griever
  37. (1:35) Yoshikage Nepeta by Griever
  38. (0:35) a twang by Hadron
  39. (1:33) Deadly Planet (Before. 2 Beta) by Hadron
  40. (0:51) Grubian Residential District by Hadron
  41. (0:20) its a project that i worked on and then didnt care about anymore by Hadron
  42. (0:53) its megaman except the song is homestuck too by Hadron
  43. (0:56) its music mmbaby by Hadron
  44. (0:46) Like Jimmy, Like Flash by Hadron
  45. (2:05) Soulward Movement (Davepeta owns) by Hadron
  46. (1:07) Megalovania (Marimbakind) by Interrobang
  47. (0:50) NGS.mp3 by Interrobang
  48. (0:28) Rap Test (the doggo rap) by Interrobang and Noisemaker
  49. (2:24) cool and new Jungle (Beta Mix) by Cecily Renns
  50. (2:01) A Synth Thing (WIP Name) by Cecily Renns
  51. (1:24) Endless Fall by loading
  52. (1:11) Over the hat by loading
  53. (1:41) Showup by loading
  54. (1:59) Moonstepper by loading
  55. (2:00) Moonsideways by loading
  56. (2:36) Bowman's long long long time by Makin
  57. (3:27) Build Up Speed FOR THREE YEARS by Makin
  58. (2:25) Crazy Elevator by Makin
  59. (0:20) derse gon give it to ya (brief) by Makin
  60. (1:05) Dr. Euphemism (demonic mix) (makin is bored edition) by Makin
  61. (0:25) EPIC ALCHEMY MONTAGE by Makin
  62. (1:42) justice must be a serve (no sirens) by Makin
  63. (4:00) Parade of Man by Makin
  64. (0:27) Penumbra Wubtasm (brief) by Makin
  65. (1:06) NUT DAD by meems
  66. (2:40) Maymerlovania by meems
  67. (4:23) Through Carne and Vale by meems
  68. (0:37) sburbon contdon without shit midi by Minish
  69. (5:37) Oppa Hammer Style by meems
  70. (3:37) Hamburban Jangle by meems
  71. (3:22) Layers Uppon Layers Uphon Lahyers Upoon Lawyers Unpow Laryards Awnop Lanyeos Punwo Lyanerons by MrCheeze
  72. (1:03) wade.mp3 by MrCheeze
  73. (2:26) *xplore by Noisemaker
  74. (0:56) Harlecoaster (Lame and Old) by Ngame
  75. (0:56) Tycoontime (Lame and Old) by Ngame
  76. (4:31) How I learned to stop worrying and love the spiderbitch by nunndoes
  77. (0:28) Theory by nunndoes
  78. (5:30) Why don't we use this leitmotif often anymore by nunndoes
  79. (3:39) I put a harmony midi into a japanese 9 bit converter program by olkiswerve
  80. (2:30) halator of the snowing world by olkiswerve
  81. (0:33) Meeeeeeeegalovania by olkiswerve
  82. (0:55) meme suicide - dilbert yon by olkiswerve
  83. (5:04) missathing.midi by olkiswerve
  84. (0:13) seinstones by olkiswerve
  85. (1:43) the original ass blast track - aka the full ballad of carnival wilson by olkiswerve
  86. (1:51) this one will be actual quality track (aka just kidding, it's meme trash) (VERY LOUD) by olkiswerve
  87. (0:32) Cat Song by Wights End
  88. (0:57) Doggie Village by Wights End
  89. (1:21) Dogsong (Unoriginal Mix) by Wights End
  90. (6:44) err of greif (original mix) by Wights End
  91. (2:50) MaTEM Controversielle by Wights End
  92. (3:17) Through the Iron and the Knights (Original Version) by Wights End
  93. (1:09) VriSKA (Alt Mix) by Wights End
  94. (0:25) Pebumbera by ostrichlittledungeon
  95. (4:10) -3x piano solo by Shwan
  96. (0:57) A major in doctor by Shwan
  97. (2:19) mooncrotales by Shwan
  98. (2:50) Moonweirder??!!? by Shwan
  99. (3:14) Show-Sburb-Setter by Shwan
  100. (3:13) A E S T H E T O B Y S T Y L E by koba
  101. (1:39) Bowman Boogie by koba
  102. (5:33) Harmonize (Beta) by koba
  103. (2:14) I'd like to see your hexagon by koba
  104. (1:04) K.K. Doctor by koba
  105. (0:10) Pepper Nadsat by koba
  106. (0:50) The Baby Is The Doctor by koba
  107. (1:35) A Day When The Sun Is Shining by TirantBacon
  108. (2:01) A Wanted Cry For Pleasant Recompense by TirantBacon
  109. (2:38) Approaching Foe by TirantBacon
  110. (0:55) Doctor (Help I'm choking MIX) by TirantBacon
  111. (0:47) Fantastic Exposition by TirantBacon
  112. (0:33) Good song (probs) by TirantBacon
  113. (1:13) Velvet Village by TirantBacon
  114. (1:24) Running by TirantBacon
  115. (2:06) Reveloshowtime: Waking up the radiation by VulkanShawl
  116. (2:03) sung for dady jhon by VulkanShawl
  117. (2:18) Coasterlovania by VulkanShawl
  118. (2:27) hey now, youre a god tier by ft-rj
  119. (1:42) PuMpKinPaRtyVania by ft-rj
  120. (3:45) Purple Terry by ft-rj
  121. (3:53) Solar Bonfire by ft-rj
  122. (1:08) Tere'z Is Theme by ft-rj
  123. (1:45) Terezi Nuts by ft-rj
  124. (3:06) what if dance of thorns was a beating up people montage by ft-rj
  125. (0:57) Climbing Endlessly (Alpha Version) by Wheals
  126. (1:33) Droogtime (CD Version) by Wheals
  127. (1:24) Stopless Climb by Wheals
  128. (1:10) Lord Spanish 8-bit (bassline) by Kusoro
  129. (0:09) Suburger by Kusoro
  130. (0:52) [S] Jerry: Hammer by meems
  131. (12:57) Cascade and Knuckles by bobthetacocat

Added to wiki 8/18/2023.

Artist commentary:

Cool and New Music Team:

or "RotG" for short

Makin: (team manager)

The RotG joke is a relic of 2016. A fanmusic group named Team Virgo (known for Beforus and Ancestral) had been teasing an album for a long time, or at least it seemed like they were.

RotG, the anticipated album, stood for Rubric of the Guardians, an album for Dad, Mom, Grandpa Harley, etc. The hype seemed to be building up to something big, but the album was delayed for so long that the CANMT decided to parody its hyped release by also teasing their own "RotG".

In the end, I don't think anyone outside the CANMT actually got the joke. Many such cases. The Real RotG ended up coming out in 2019, taken over by Unofficial MSPA Fans, who also absorbed most of Team Virgo. You might know it as Cosmic Caretakers.

CANMT truly were ahead of their time.

Oh yeah, the album itself. It's all the tracks that were too offtopic or bad for the main albums. The only track purposefully made for it was L.O.R.E, which I'll discuss in its entry. The track art is a parody of Robert J! Lake's Stuckhome Syndrome. AND I have one last piece of trivia to share with you: we released four albums in one day, and streamed them all over an excruciating eight hours. Go check it out if you want to see a hundred people suffer.

Wait I didn't mention that there's a fanmade Homestuck sound tes--

Cool and New Music Team:

(ST1 : ROTG)

Ngame:

(Community listening stream w/ chat)

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