By Superspecks! superspecks SoundCloud.
Duration: 4:52.

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Tracks that Karkalicious references:

• Fergalicious by Fergie and will.i.am

Tracks that reference Karkalicious:

From Fandom:

• rekiuem fro kraket by Minish
• Arcalicious by Ash Taylor, Paul Henderson, Austinado, and SplitSuns

Tracks that sample Karkalicious:

From Fandom:

• iran knight (meme dumpverizon) by Griever

Lyrics:

(Four, tres, two, uno) Four, three, two, fuck you

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic
Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics!

Karkalicious definition, makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
Dyin' just to know the flavor, I ain't doin' HER no favors
No reasons why I tease her flush just comes and goes like seasons

I'm Karkalicious (So delicious)
No I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (Mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil
For a chance to fill a pail (Four, three, two, fuck you)

So delicious (Super sweet)
So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece of me)
I'm Karkalicious (Li-li-li-li-like candy, candy)

Karkalicious def-
Karkalicious def-
Goddammit, Doc Scratch stop fucking around with my mic-

Karkalicious definition, makes the shippers crazy
Nepeta's always squealing cutesy pet names like Karkitty
I'm the K to the A, R K the A the T
And the MAJORITY of pairings had better include me

I'm Karkalicious (So delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the highbloods feelin' nervous
'Cuz I'm doing some fitness

Zahhak's my witness
Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
And he'll be needing all the towels
'Cuz I'mma make him sweat pails (Four, three, two, fuck you)

So delicious (Super sweet)
So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece of me)
I'm Karkalicious (Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up! Check it out)

Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste

I'll be tasty, tasty
I'll be laced with lacey
It's so tasty, tasty
It'll make you crazy

T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the, to the— I'll just spell it out for you!

All the time I turn around trolls gather round, always sniffin' at me wanna guess the color of my blood
I just wanna say it now I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know
And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome
But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell

Terezi says I smell delicious (So delicious)
No I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (Mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil
For a chance to fill a pail

(Four, three, two, fuck you) My body stays vicious
Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
Nepeta's my witness (Meow!) I'll even let her first ship sail
Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

So delicious (Eridan, see)
So delicious (You can trust me)
So delicious (I'll help you be)
I'm Karkalicious (Li-li-li-like candy, candy)

It's so delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (Ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm Karkalicious (She says my blood is like candy, candy)

T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y fuckin' tasty
T to the A, to the— to the— to the— to the—

To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D to the E, to the— now wait just a motherfucking second!

(Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the very end of the song? I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess, because T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell TASTY. Was this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something? What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing? He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore? Fuck this shit, I quit!)