By Scarodactyl scarodactyl Tumblr.
Cover art by ackro.
Released 12/25/2017.
Duration: 3:11.

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Tracks that This is Cool and New references:

• This Is Halloween by The Nightmare Before Christmas and Danny Elfman

Tracks that This is Cool and New samples:

• This Is Halloween by The Nightmare Before Christmas and Danny Elfman

Lyrics:

Heirs and witches
knights and seers,
wouldn't you like to read something weird?
come with us and we'll show you,
this our comic cool and new

this is cool and new, this is cool and new
coasters roll on a theme park ride

this is cool and new
wild and wacky through and through
build your park
'til the imps are lined up out of sight
Everything's gone askew,
in our comic cool and new

I am the cop with the hat and the gun,
chasing down crimes and bad guys on the run

I am the babe in the president's chair,
and we are his guards in his lava-filled lair

This is cool and new, this is cool and new

cool and new, cool and new, cool and new, cool and new
This comic, we live in,
everything here has a different spin

This comic, MSPA's new remix
Looking forward to the next update

The next page has buttons on the image and
maybe they work is it interactive?

NO! This is cool and new,
none of us have got a clue

you confused?

Well that's just fine!
read it once, read it twice,
analyze the details thrice
write a stupid post on the subreddit

Everybody join, members of the crew,
of our comic cool and new

I am the dad with the tearaway face,
fingers like hams and sanity misplaced,

I am the

I am the Spanish in the void of night,
killing your ghosts with my majjyk might.

This is cool and new, this is cool and new

This is cool and new, this is cool and new,
Cool and new! Cool and new! Cool and new! Cool and new!
Cool and new, cool and new!

Boggled readers watching agape,
life's no fun without a good jape

It's our job, but we're not cruel,
in our comic cool and new

This comic,
irony all laid on thick
everyone's waiting for that next update!
Jhonny ebgret might find you on the net
and creep like a stalker make you crawl out of your SKIN
this is cool and new, everybody
won't you please give room to a very awful guy?
Our protagonist, top of every blacklist,
everyone run from this psychopath

This is cool and new, this is cool and new,
Cool and new! Cool and new! Cool and new! Cool and new!

This comic, we live in,
every little detail with a different spin

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