By Hadron hadronus SoundCloud YouTube YouTube hadronus Tumblr Hadronus Twitter hadronus.com Other, TirantBacon maxy3 SoundCloud tirantbacon SoundCloud, and Cecily Renns johnjrenns Bandcamp user-621444340 SoundCloud YouTube YouTube CecilyRenns Twitter johnjrenns Twitter CecilyRenns Patreon (vocals).
Cover art by Hadron hadronus SoundCloud YouTube YouTube hadronus Tumblr Hadronus Twitter hadronus.com Other.
Released 10/30/2016.
Duration: 2:21.

Listen on Bandcamp or YouTube.

Tracks that We are Cool and New (Hadron's Cut) references:

• We Are Number One by LazyTown and Máni Svavarsson

Lyrics:

(Hey!)

(We're Cool and New)
(Hey!)
(We're Cool and New)

Now listen closely

Here's a little lesson for web comics
This is going down as the best gimmick
If you wanna be like Toby Cool and New
You have to catch Andrew Hussie on the cue

Just follow my memes, and shit around.
Be careful not to post those leaks.

[I'm thinking of a number]
No, don't post that!

(We're Cool and New)
(Hey!)
(We're Cool and New)

HAHAHAH

Now look at this song, that I have made
When I hit play, be ready to quake

(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

Uh, let's try something else

Now watch and learn, here's the deal
You slip and slide on this banana peel [author's notes, this verse is too good of a rhyme, i refuse to change this]

(ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
(We're Cool and New)
(Hey!)
(ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
(We're Cool and New)
(ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
(We're Cool and New)
(Hey!)
(ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)

(We're Cool and New)
(Hey!)
(Hey!)