Automated Answering Service
By Jamie Paige (
"Thank you for calling the Helltime automated answering service. Para continuar en español, presiona el numero cinco. If you're gay, please press one. If you're straight, please hang up-" beep "-the phone. Please wait while we transfer your call."
"For quality control, your call may be recorded or monitored. Your call is very important to us, and will be answered in the order received. You are currently: third, in line. Estimated wait time is: less than thirty seconds."