Automated Answering Service
By Jamie Paige (
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Released 9/22/2017.
Duration: 1:09.
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Lyrics:
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"Thank you for calling the Helltime automated answering service. Para continuar en español, presiona el numero cinco. If you're gay, please press one. If you're straight, please hang up-" beep "-the phone. Please wait while we transfer your call."
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"For quality control, your call may be recorded or monitored. Your call is very important to us, and will be answered in the order received. You are currently: third, in line. Estimated wait time is: less than thirty seconds."