Meat Nor Candy
By Funk McLovin (, ).
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DAVE: so june
DAVE: did you pick meat or candy
JUNE: how did you know i was at a picnic?
DAVE: everyone knows
DAVE: its a super important choice with important ramifications
JUNE: what? oh man, this might be bad.
KARKAT: OH SWEET FUCK. WHAT DID YOU DO, JUNE.
DAVE: did you even go to the fucking picnic
JUNE: n- no? i... i...
JUNE: dave, what's going on!
KARKAT: THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO, JUNE.
DAVE: i can only explain whats happening to me
DAVE: in song