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Lanzado el 25/12/2010.
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Pistas que The Squiddles Save Christmas referencia:

• Squiddles! por Alex Rosetti

Letra:

Hey everybody, let's all sing
'Cause the Squiddles just bought a Christmas tree

Squiddle Squiddle Squiddle something Squiddle
Something that rhymes with... more Squiddle
Lalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalala (Please help us, please help us)
Lalalala (Please help us) Squiddle Squiddle

(I think I had too much eggnog...) (Could it be?) (I think so!) (Nooo wayyyyy!) (Yeeeah!) (It's... NOG BABY!!!)
(Yes my children it is I, Nog Baby. Lord and savior of the waking world. Thanks to my immaculate conception, I have been brought to you today to absolve you of your nog-related sins.)

(Wooooow, that's cool!) (Very cool!)
SQUIDDLES: [Hooting and hollering]
NOG BABY: [Grumbles incomprehensibly]
(Praise the lord!) (Lord and savior!)

(Now my children. You better be careful! Because the Murky Brineswallow created a robotic Skipper Plumbthroat and he's out to ruin Christmas for EVERYBODY! Go get 'im!)

(There he is! Let's attack him with a tickle fight!) [Squiddles laughing]
(ARRRRRR! SQUIDDLES! ARRRR SQUIDDLE-FUCKING SQUIDDLES IN MY FUCKING SHOE, HOW DID YOU EVEN FUCKING GET THERE? SQUIDDLE-FUCKING SQUIDDL-ARRRR! FUCKIN-ARRRR-SQUIDDLE! ARR-ARR-ARR-ARR-ARRRR! FUCKIN-FU ARR-FUCK FU-FU-FU-FU-FFFFFFFFFFF FUCKING SQUIDDLE-SQUIDDLE! ARR SQUIDDLE! FUCKING SQUIDDLES IN-ARRRRRR!)

(GET OUT OF MY LIFE DAD)

(AnD tO aLl A-)

Comentario del artista:

Alex Rosetti: (composer, Tumblr) 29/3/2013

Some artists say that when you are feeling burnt out, you should let loose and make any old thing, like scribbling, throwing paint onto a canvas, or whatever the first idea that comes to your mind is. The sloppier the better. The purpose of this is not to think too hard about your art, to be able to make "bad art" and not worry about it. You get to flex your creative muscles without the expectation of making something exemplary. The Squiddles Save Christmas is an example of this exercise, or it would be if it didn't turn out to be the best thing I ever made.

The plan was for us to make Homestuck for the Holidays in a single week. It was a fun idea, and while I wasn't initially up for it, something ended up clicking in the dark recesses of my soul and at the last possible moment I decided to tread down an evil musical path. I had been sick that week, you see, sicker than I had been in a long time. I was freezing cold, blowing chunks, and generally pretty miserable.

Also, my then-workshop was in a non-heated part of my parents' house, and composing back there was like making an expedition into the frozen tundra. But I persevered, eager to satisfy the beast within me, crying out for Squiddly fun. It started out normal enough, with a cheery tune, sleigh bells, and other cliché Christmas conventions that would suit a hypothetical children's special. The only way I could convince myself to make Christmas music was if it was Squiddles themed. It seemed like the easier thing to tackle.

I made up the lyrics as I went along. barely trying to maintain any sort of rhyme scheme and still being delirious from sickness.

"Hey everybody let's all sing
because the squiddles just bought a Christmas tree"

That was as far as I got before I gave up. The squiddles hesitating to find lyrics to sing was genuine, and it went downhill from there. After that, I decided I was tired of actually trying to make music, so I copied+pasted a bunch of measures and improvised into the microphone. And thus Nog Baby was born. Nog Baby's voice is my own, and is a 100% accurate representation of how I am feeling when I am sick and miserable and want everything to die.

Of course, I got tired of that too, so I gave up and said "go get him" and pulled some clips out of the Plumbthroat Archive™, applied a tinny filter, and fucked around with the samples...."f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fucking squiddles".

And there you have it...that shit helped produce money for charity. SKIPPER PLUMBTHROAT SCREAMING “FUCKING SQUIDDLES” AND ME PRETENDING TO THROW UP AS A PITCH-SHIFTED SQUID HELPED SICK CHILDREN. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD.

Robert J! Lake, Nick Smalley y Hanna Nakamura: (album audio commentary)

(Continued from The More You Know)

RJ!: This song that we're listening to right now wasn't originally a part of the album.
RJ!: And then Alex Rosetti, BirdBroth, AlbatrossSoup, whatever you call them, sent me this track in two days ago.
RJ!: And I needed the line, something to say, to be changed because the segue doesn't make any sense otherwise.
RJ!: So this is actually possibly my track.
Nick: Yeah, the segue was just...
Hanna: Yay, Squiddle!
RJ!: So this is The Squiddles Save Christmas.
Nick: I didn't write anything on those segues until I started talking about the Midnight Crew.
Nick: The Squiddle song is amazing.
Nick: Go buy the Squiddles album.
RJ!: Yeah, really. Nobody did.
Hanna: Yeah yeah yeah yeah...
RJ!: I love-- the "please help us" in the background!
Nick: The Squiddles album probably has the most effort put into it.
Nick: That and The Felt. The Felt deserves to be the top.
RJ!: Okay, The Felt and Squiddles have the most effort and I think Squiddles has the least recognition for that effort. Despite it.
RJ!: It's irony.
Nick: Yeah, because people don't really want to buy an album for kids.
RJ!: No, even if it's a fake kid's album.
RJ!: Nog Baby.
RJ!: So, Alex Rosetti tells me that this is their actual voice.
Nick: This song is amazing.
RJ!: That Nog Baby is not them putting on a voice, that is their actual voice.
Nick: Oh no, that is crazy.
RJ!: I know.
Nick: Oh my god.
RJ!: Although, to their credit, they were sick apparently for the two days they were recording this.
RJ!: That probably had a bit to do with it.
RJ!: I love the way he laughs in the middle of all that.
RJ!: Ah, fuck.
Nick: This song is getting scary.
RJ!: It's not as scary as some of the other Squiddle's songs in this album.
RJ!: Or the Squiddle's album itself.
Hanna: That's beautiful.

(Continued in Billy the Bellsuit Diver Has Something to Say)