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The Squiddles Save Christmas

By Alex Rosetti (Bandcamp, SoundCloud, Tumblr, YouTube, Twitter).
Released 12/25/2010.
Duration: 2:46.

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Lyrics:

Hey everybody, let's all sing
'Cause the Squiddles just bought a Christmas tree

Squiddle Squiddle Squiddle something Squiddle
Something that rhymes with... more Squiddle
Lalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalala (Please help us, please help us)
Lalalala (Please help us) Squiddle Squiddle

(I think I had too much eggnog...) (Could it be?) (I think so!) (Nooo wayyyyy!) (Yeeeah!) (It's... NOG BABY!!!)
(Yes my children it is I, Nog Baby. Lord and savior of the waking world. Thanks to my immaculate conception, I have been brought to you today to absolve you of your nog-related sins.)

(Wooooow, that's cool!) (Very cool!)
SQUIDDLES: [Hooting and hollering]
NOG BABY: [Grumbles incomprehensibly]
(Praise the lord!) (Lord and savior!)

(Now my children. You better be careful! Because the Murky Brineswallow created a robotic Skipper Plumbthroat and he's out to ruin Christmas for EVERYBODY! Go get 'im!)

(There he is! Let's attack him with a tickle fight!) [Unintelligible Squiddle bullshit]
(ARRRRRR! SQUIDDLES! ARRRR SQUIDDLE-FUCKING SQUIDDLES IN MY FUCKING SHOE, HOW DID YOU EVEN FUCKING GET THERE? SQUIDDLE-FUCKING SQUIDDL-ARRRR! FUCKIN-ARRRR-SQUIDDLE! ARR-ARR-ARR-ARR-ARRRR! FUCKIN-FU ARR-FUCK FU-FU-FU-FU-FFFFFFFFFFF FUCKING SQUIDDLE-SQUIDDLE! ARR SQUIDDLE! FUCKING SQUIDDLES IN-ARRRRRR!)

(GET OUT OF MY LIFE DAD)

(AnD tO aLl A-)

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