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Cover art by miraculousAvantgarde.
Released 7/2/2016.
Duration: 4:49.

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Contributors:

• swifterjack user-263130725 SoundCloud (Trombone)

Tracks that rekiuem fro kraket references:

• Karkalicious by Superspecks!

Lyrics:

Four, three, two, fuck you

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic
Strider's beats are best suited to stroll— trolls hooked on phonics

Karkalicious definition, makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
Dyin' just to know the flavor, I ain't doin' her no favors
No reasons why I tease her flush just comes and goes like seasons

I'm Karkalicious, so delicious
No I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses... mwah?
Don't matter if we're just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil
For a chance to fill a pail

Four, three, two, fuck you
So delicious... super sweet
So delicious, fuckin' adorabloodthirsty
So delicious, even Egbert wants a piece of me
I'm Karkalicious, el el el el el el, like candy, candy

Karkalicious def
Karkalicious def
Goddammit, Doctor Scratch stop fucking around with my mic

Karkalicious definition, makes the shippers crazy
And Nepeta's always squealing cute pet names like Karkitty
I'm K to the A, to-a-k— R, K, the A, the T
And the majority of pairings had better include me

I'm Karkalicious, so delicious
My body stays vicious
All the highbloods feelin' nervous
'Cuz I'm doing some fitness

Zahhak's my witness
Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
And he'll be needing all the towels
'Cuz I'mma make him sweat pails

Four, three, two
So delicious... super sweet
So delicious, fuckin' adorabloodthirsty
So delicious, even Egbert wants a piece of me
I'm Karkalicious, now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out

Baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste

I'll be tasty, tasty
I'll be laced with lacey
It's so tasty, tasty
It'll make you crazy

T to the A, to the S-T-Y, fuckin' tasty
T to the A, to the S-T-Y, fuckin' tasty
D to the eh-E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
D, to the E, to the, to the, to the— I'll just spell it out for you

All the time I turn around trolls gather round, always sniffin' at me wanna guess the color of my blood
I just wanna say it now [incoherent mumbling] I just don't want you to know
And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome
But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell

Terezi says I smell, delicious so delicious
No I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses, mwah
Don't matter if we're just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil
For a chance to fill a pail

Four, three, two, fuck you, my body stays vicious
Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
Nepeta's my witness, meow, I'll even let her first ship sail
Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

So delicious, Eridan see
So delicious, you can trust me
So delicious, I'll help you be
I'm Karkalicious, li-li-like candy, candy

It's so delicious, ey ey ey ey
So delicious, ey ey ey ey
I'm Karkalicious she says my blood is like candy, candy

T to the A, to the S-T-Y fuckin' tasty
T to the A, to the S-T-Y fuckin' tasty
T to the A, to the S-T-Y fuckin' tasty
T to the A, to the— to the— to the— to the—

To the D to the E, to the— the L-I-S-C-U-O-S
To the D to the E, to the L-I-S-C-I-O-U-S
To the D to the E, to the L-I-S-C-I-O-U-S
To the D to the E, to the— now wait just a motherfucking second!

(Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song, I mean whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess, because T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell TASTY, was this Fergie duf-douchemuffin illiterate or something, what do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music, what the fuck even is Will Smith doing, he doesn't throw down sick fires anymore? Fuck this shit I quit.)