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[S] Dirk: Unite Synchronization (WITH LYRICS)

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Yo.
I was out for awhile, cuz the red miles, Squarewave, get inside my sylladex,
Gotta fix shit now with a freestyle, my team's a mess, and it's all up to reflex,
Shit's kinda typical, but this'll be mighty difficult, cuz additional syllables.
Got a long road to hoe so let's go, now, acro-batic. fuck-ing. pi-rou-ette.
C'mon I gotta go faster,
Yo, I'm a blur, colored alabaster
Got that crockercorp sendificator,
Absurd, I'm like my own flight simulator.
Zoom. Speedyquick like my diction.
Do flips and shit, I'm twistin'
Don't even care who's list'nin',
Brace for impact, I'm liftin'
off. And I'm not even sweaty.
Though if I were, what I'd need'd be a towel.
Hey, yo, Sawtooth are you ready?
Here comes a cruxite dowel.
(Nice catch!)
Did I mention that I did this cause I gotta build speed,
I'm relentless, gotta penchant, gotta mighty need,
like an engine, end of sentence; cool re-entrance.
Yes. Fuck yes. Hell fucking yes.
Oh damn, A dead Roxy, sans grave,
Yo, Squarewave, take care of this place.
Now I know it's odd, but I gotta snog, so go ahead and say it. (YEAH DOGG!)
Dude. That's hella gay. But hey, I can't complain, cuz the rogue is awake,
That's one down, two to go, or one if Roxy finds a way to partake.
She won't. She's straight.
Fuck it, gotta move, Squarewave, see ya later.
Runnin' out of time, livin' on a prayer, got my
Bucket and my crockercorp sendificator,
Now as they say it's all gone pear shaped,
there's no other way, so decapatat-
-tion is my escape, goodbye Squarewave, じゃあまたね (ja mata ne (see you later)).
Yo. I'm back. Did I miss shit? No I didn't, this attempt is kinda pathetic.
Doof, bitch, out the way, Daddy Dirk is taking care of liplocking with Jane.
Looks like everything is okay, one step left and we're headed to Jake,
Ya better hold on, because this thing is so fast holy shit I'm cool.
Did I tell you how cool I am? Cuz I'm so fucking awesome.
GRAB. ON. TO MY FUCK-ING SKATE. BOARD. I'M SO COOL, I SAVED THE DAY, YOU'RE WELCOME,
WATCH THIS COOL SHIT THAT I SET UP EARLIER, IT'S NO BIG DEAL
WAIT I LIED IT'S ACTUALLY THE COOLEST THING EVER!
Sup.

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